Once upon a time, we set up a Google Alert System to let us know when online publications used the word "Freaker" in an attempt to keep up with press about our company.
It was through this that we came to understand how other people use the word "Freaker." What we have learned: there is a magazine entitled "Sneaker Freaker" that glorifies people's feet and what they decide to put on them (spoiler alert: it's usually not burritos), the word "Freaker" is a common noun used by teenage girls from Indonesia when describing photos of their own faces on the internet, and that a man that goes by the name of Keller Williams sings a popular song entitled "Freaker By The Speaker."
It is that same Keller Williams fellow that got freaked last week. The Speaker of the Freaker by the Speaker now officially has a Freaker by that Speaker.
DAYUMMM! That's a lot of Eakers!