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Hey there, boogers. Sometimes it's easy to forget that companies are not run by robots, but real life people! People that have ears & eyes & smiles! Just like everyone else!
Yesterday a duder named Carlos left these "special instructions" on his Freaker order:
"I will require the entire FreakerUSA staff to open all doors, quickly yet calmly proceed to the floor and promptly walk the dinosaur. Pics or it didn't happen."
We were originally going to do a Polaroid shoot and include it in his Freaker box, but alas! We forgot! So this is our formal apology. Carlos, wherever you are out there, please accept our dinostroll.
Lovin' on you, world.