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Halloween and Election Day are always eerily close neighbors on a calendar, and we like to think that this is no coincidence. The most remembered parts about political campaigns are the skeletons in the closet that are inevitably thrown into a limelight. Blackmail and intrigue. Carlos Danger and sext-Gate. Frank Underwood is hiding under your bed and a rookie Senator is waiting for you at a rest stop in rural Alabama.
Scandal ensues! Let's party.
WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring dirty pencil packs from Sweet Perversion! We've always been huge fans of combining functionality and crass lewdness, but Jeannette Champion-Fanning takes it to the next level with Sweet Perversion.
Although it's primarily a rad greeting card company, Sweet Perversion also offers bawdy pencil sets and wrapping paper to make even the most inappropriate of uncles blush. Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice!
HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us why you couldn't run for public office with the hashtag #FreakerScandal for your chance to win!
Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!