Ribbons have been cut, ceremonies have been grand.
Today was the day that we unveiled the brand spankin' new line of Freakers! Here's some tips for you, in case you're wading in the swamps of order-confusion!:
From now until Monday:
Sign up for our newsletter & you'll receive a Free Meta Freaker with any purchase!
Buy 6 or more Freakers & we'll throw in a Free Cuppow!
Because... why not? It's Thursday! Let's wallow in it!