New Freaker: Business Drunk!

Excuses are never cool until they're really cool. Dog ate your homework? What if your homework was exploded by a land mine while you were saving Private Ryan (your dog, obviously) from enemy territory (the neighbor's BBQ). Late for work because the coffee line was too long? WRONG. You helped a sweet old lady out of a building. The building was on fire. And filled with terrorists. Are you drunk at lunch? Don't worry, it's Business Drunk.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Business Drunk!