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Today, dear internet, we reached the top of a mountain. Freaker USA was recognized as a nomination for the 2013 "Costal Entrepreneur Award" at an official Breakfast Buffet. While we did not win the big prize, Zach's acceptance speech received the most laughter. In other words. We did win the big prize.
What better day, than today, to look back at 2009 and remember a more resentful Zach Crain, who had an aversion to the "F" word, and wondered who removed the ducks from ponds before they froze.