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We all know the story of St. Nicholas, the fat guy who really loves your mom's cookies, breaking and entering, and asking children he doesn't know how naughty they've been. But do you know the story of Krampus? Krampus is the German Dungeon Porn equivalent of Santa Claus. He is an ancient legend. A goat-y demon that kidnaps bad children during the holidays. A terrifying monster with a face only a mother could love, Krampus is back in town for Christmas, poor devil. And we're here to welcome him.
WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring handmade hotsauce from Poor Devil Pepper Company! Poor Devil is a labor of love and spice. One might think that being made in small batches with organic peppers from local farms in Hudson Valley & the Bershires was special enough, but Poor Devil takes it one step further: All Poor Devil hot sauces are preserved via raw lacto-fermentation - a process that takes time but maintains the super flavor of the fresh peppers more than normal vinegar based sauces. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Each winner also gets a pair of Freaker Feet socks of their choice!
HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments why Krampus is coming for you this year. The naughtiest kids win the treasure!
Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!