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Don't be disillusioned into thinking that we here at Freaker USA live in a fantasy land of roses and kittens. Like any family, members of the Freakerteam have their internal disagreements. Wolverine vs. Batman. Football vs Futbal. Pants vs. No Pants. You know.
There is one thing we can agree on. One unifying factor to heal all wounds. Unanimously, without fail, we all like to eat food. At least one whole food. Sometimes all of the Whole Foods. .
For this reason, we are extra excited about Whole Foods getting freaked! In no particular order, here is a fully stocked menu of Whole Foods locations that Freakers call home:
NEW YORK CITY:
Columbus Circle
Upper West Side (Columbus Ave)
Greenwich
Houston St
Chelsea (7th Ave)
Union Square
Midtown East (E. 57th)
NEW YORK STATE:
Yonkers
Jericho
Lake Grove
Manhasset
CONNECTICUT:
Danbury
Darien
Fairfield
Greenwich
Milford
Westport
NEW JERSEY:
Edgewater
Madison
Middletown
Montclair
Paramus
Ridgewood
Vauxhall
West Orange
Marlton
Princeton
Reston
VIRGINIA
Arlington
Fairfax
Alexandria
Glen Allen
Springfield
Falls Church
Virginia Beach
Vienna
MINNESOTA
Arlington
MARYLAND
Baltimore
Bethesda
Chevy Chase
Gaithersburg
Rockville
Silver Spring
WASHINGTON
Bellevue
Seattle (Roosevelt Square)
Seattle (Westlake)
WASHINGTON DC
Georgetown
P Street
Tenleytown
PENNSYLVANIA
Glen Mills
Wayne
Jenkintown
North Wales
Philadelphia (Callowhill)
Philadelphia (South Street)
Plymouth Meeting
Pittsburgh
Wexford
Wynnewood
OHIO
Woodmere
Cincinnati
University Heights
Columbus
West Upper Arlington
Mason
OREGON
Portland (4301 NE Sandy Blvd)
KENTUCKY
Lexington
Louisville
If you live inside of one of these Whole Foods locations (or, you know, close to them), you should buy all of their Freakers so that they'll love us as much as we love them! HUZZAH!