black and white plaid bottle

What’d you get for Christmas? Freakers?! Great.**

We got psychic powers for Christmas. Let’s take ‘em for a test ride:

I’m sensing that you have a plaid flannel in your closet. Maybe multiples. One is black & white. On a seemingly unrelated note, you're a little manic when you see twins. AH! It's all coming to me.... You must follow your destiny. Your twin Picnickle has been waiting. The time is now. The Matrix is here. Go forth & prosper, Keanu!

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Picnickle!

**Thank you thank you thank you for your support of American-made businesses this holiday season! It really makes a difference to communities like ours across the nation!