Introducing... Sock Lobster!

Imagine a world where all mobsters turned into lobsters. Happy lobsters. Happy lobsters wearing tuxedo jackets. With electric guitars and safety floatation devices. And they all live on your feet. Happily ever after. Imagine all the lobsters, living life in peace.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Feet Family... Sock Lobster!

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