#FreakervilleProblems

Real Life #FreakerProblems: Somebody anonymously sent us two horse masks early this week.

Why is this a #problem? Why do you keep using #hashtags to communicate what is seemingly a non-problem? Would a real problem warrant #hashtags either way?

All of these questions are invalid, and I am going to explain to you why in the form of another question: What is the only other universe where anonymous horse heads are anonymously given away in mysterious places? YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. And that is the extent of our #FreakerProblems this week. The mafia. The plastic horse mafia.

If you don't hear from us ever again, give our warmest regards to Fred Durst. That is all.