Sugar Britches!

Warning All: Valentines Day is fast approaching. Remember to take the necessary measures and/or precautions, depending on who you are as a person.

If you're the type to spontaneously combust with triggers like "poopsy doodles snookums lover bunny," find a tornado shelter STAT. If you are the "snuggle sausage moo moo bear," find your human pet an appropriate gift or you will also end up in the tornado shelter. Are you neither? Are you both? Sugar Britches are still the sweetest treat in the feet fleet!

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Feet Family... Sugar Britches!