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But it's finally here. And we want to share this moment with you.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor and ecstatic duty that we introduce the newest Freaker in the family: Alpacass.
Your eyes do not deceive you. Indeed, you are looking at a alpaca. Smoking a cigarette. With laser eyes. Staring at a girl alpaca's butt. Alpacass. The Freaker.
It is a good day in America.