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The plot is thickening. The stakes are rising. The kitchen is on fire. Hide your children. The chaos is escalating. Quickly. LIZARD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!
We hope you're enjoying that special branch of horrifying fun reserved for an Election Year. We've made you some special treats to commemorate your journey and (hopefully) making it out alive. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest members of our Freaker Feet family... Donald Trunk and the Donkey Show!