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Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl? Oh you don't? Well all you need to know about that game is that water won, specifically, a water boy.
If the first couple days of school have already been rough, perhaps it's time to reassess your hydration plan! After all, water, in all her life-giving glory, is also the most destructive force on the planet! Why not harness this power with a new Freaker Sport bottle, and make a couple Grand Canyons™ of your own? All you need to do is order 6 or more Freakers!