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Freaker Friday: Zootility // HeadgeHog

Life is an unpredictable rollercoaster of surprises, but there is one constant that will never waiver: nobody (NOBODY) will ever be cooler than old spy movies.

Secret functions and surprise identities can be applied to our everyday lives though. Vinegar doubles as a sidewalk-weed killer and olive oil as furnisher polish. Men use puppies to bait unsuspecting ladies. People use shoes as a wine openers, anchors for tiny bathtub-boats, and flying-ninja weapons towards George W. Bush.

Oh you fancy, huh? It's Friday - hit me with your best shot. 

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the multi-functioning wonders of Zootility Tools!  What started as a one-man Kickstarter project has now grown into 14 employees, 4 lasers, and a bustling shop full of manufacturing equipment in Portland, ME. #AMERRRRRRICA

Zootility makes a handful of unique, convenient, and functional tools that are thin enough to fit in your wallet and diverse enough to get your out of a variety of sticky spots. 

This week we're featuring their HeadgeHog - the really really thin wallet-comb that also functions as a bottle opener, Phillips screwdriver, phone kickstand. hex wrentches, money clip, comb, and chip clip. 

Each winner also gets a Party Ferret Freaker! 

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments what your secret function is for your chance to win! 

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

March 01, 2016 by Freaker USA

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