Freaker Friday: Zootility // HeadgeHog

Life is an unpredictable rollercoaster of surprises, but there is one constant that will never waiver: nobody (NOBODY) will ever be cooler than old spy movies.

Secret functions and surprise identities can be applied to our everyday lives though. Vinegar doubles as a sidewalk-weed killer and olive oil as furnisher polish. Men use puppies to bait unsuspecting ladies. People use shoes as a wine openers, anchors for tiny bathtub-boats, and flying-ninja weapons towards George W. Bush.

Oh you fancy, huh? It's Friday - hit me with your best shot. 

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the multi-functioning wonders of Zootility Tools!  What started as a one-man Kickstarter project has now grown into 14 employees, 4 lasers, and a bustling shop full of manufacturing equipment in Portland, ME. #AMERRRRRRICA

Zootility makes a handful of unique, convenient, and functional tools that are thin enough to fit in your wallet and diverse enough to get your out of a variety of sticky spots. 

This week we're featuring their HeadgeHog - the really really thin wallet-comb that also functions as a bottle opener, Phillips screwdriver, phone kickstand. hex wrentches, money clip, comb, and chip clip. 

Each winner also gets a Party Ferret Freaker! 

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments what your secret function is for your chance to win! 

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!