Everybody loves new kittens, warm fuzzies, and fake anarchy!
We like living on the edge. Evidently, so do our elected officials. (See - they really are representative!)
When the government went into shutdown-mode last week, we expected to see more unruly riots, more bankers headbanging to The Sex Pistols, more utopian gardens. Any anarchic fantasies we had were quickly smashed like the windows in our dreams.
A week has past. It's officially time to take matters into our own hands and make an ultimatum with the American people - from now until the government turns back on, 9 select styles will be on sale! Because that is what true anarchy looks like, y'all.