The Post Office Explained

All packages must be properly wrapped. This one is an example of GO HOME AND DO IT AGAIN.

Today marks a historic moment. Today we got the 35th email regarding a package lost in the post office in the last month. If you have not received an order placed in the past couple of weeks, shoot us an email, we'll check your tracking and take care of you!

Most importantly though, always remember Men In Black. That should clear up any confusion on what's happening here. #NeverForgetY'all.