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There are three types of holiday folks:
1. Cheerful holiday carolers, ecstatic to spread joy as the UN Diplomats To The Holiday Spirit.
2. Crotchety crabs, drunk on disenchantment, with a Bah Humbug picket sign and a bottle of whiskey.
3. I lied about the 3rd. There are only 2 types of holiday people.
Let's band together to embrace our snarls and our scrooges! Misery loves company, and that logic transfers to Christmas apathy. So give your drunk grump an equally grumpy and drunky holiday Freaker!
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