Dirt Nap!

cardboard dinosaur head

In the wise words of 50 Cent: "Growing up sucks. People aren't nearly as eager to know what my favorite dinosaur is. It's a f***ing Gorgosaurus. You don't care." 

We care, 50. We care. We also care about prehistoric chickens, clever girls, and naptime. Normal people can turn into terror-dactyls without naptime. 

This week only, Dirt Nap Freakers and Feet are 30% off!