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What is our cultural obsession with mermaids? WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS? Is it simple escapism? A child-like magnetism to shiny glitter-things? A grudge against evolution for not giving us gills? 

The only right answer is.... WHO CARES. Mermaids are amazing, shell-bras are high fashion, fish are friends, and real estate Under The Sea is a lucrative investment. Splash on, queens.  

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