My shopping cart
Your cart is currently empty.Continue Shopping
When CEO Zach Crain was a little boy, he wanted to be "Jean Claude Van Damme" when he grew up. Mullet? Check. Splits? Check. Time traveling karate super-stardom? Getting there.
One of the silliest perks of working at Freaker USA is coming up with new designs and wonkydonk weirdo concepts. Even though Zach did not grow up to be a Belgian martial arts master, he's a litttttttttle bit closer to that dream with the help of our new karate [pork] chop friend, Jean Claude Van Ham.
We don't think we're alone in our nostalgic absurdity. Come on in, cuddle up, and let's share stories.
WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring our new line of Freakers and Freaker Feet! There are some instant classics in our fall collection, including Hall & Goats, Grand Theft Otter and Turn Down for Tut!
Each winner gets a Freaker + Feet combo of their choice!
HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments which of our designs speaks to you the most and why. See the new collection here!
Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!