Ahhhhhh, October - the people's-champion. The undisputed hero of sweaters everywhere. The sexy-nurse's time to shine. The last dance of chaos before Election day. The golden moment of harmony right after 150 degree days and right before Black-Friday fist-fights at Walmart.

Want to bask in the glory of October without the weight-of-worry of Halloween planning? Dress your bottle in nostalgia and call it a day.

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