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When our Mr. CEO Zach Crain was a wee little boy, he had dreams of grandeur for his adult life. He karate chopped carrots, achieved his splits in the playground, and rocked is still rocking that mullet. Yes, little boy Zach wanted to be Jean Claude Van Damme when he grew up.
But like most children's dreams, it was unrealistic and also physically impossible. "What a load of pig lard" said Zach Crain.
Lesson of the day: When life gives you swine, you make that pig kick some ass.
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