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Dearest America,

It's been a weird year of ups and downs and brawls and dolls, all leading up to this week. As you're reading this, the wheels of history are in motion.

Instead of dwelling on what divides us, let's celebrate what brings us together. The men and women who fight and sacrifice everything for the betterment of the greatest nation on earth. The real heroes of democracy. The X-Men of freedom. The dark wing ducks of the world's pond.

We love you, America. We love you, veterans. Thank you for everything, to infinity and beyond.

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