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Continue ShoppingTo the graduating class of 2017;
You're perfect. You're beautiful. You look like Linda Evangelista. You're an academic Van Damme. You just climbed your educational summits and threw that damn hat off the top. You're the human equivalent of a hyper-literate donkey. Congratulations, my kittens, you're officially a smart ass.
P.S.
Wear sunscreen.
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