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Meet Wyatt. Wyatt won a design contest. Wyatt made Pengucorn. Wyatt's hoodie had a tail. Wyatt is our new favorite friend. Onwards to victory, Wyatt. #LongLivePengucorn

Baseball swings back into our lives this Sunday, and with it comes the aesthetic of the nation's most iconic pastime. Hotdogs and bubble gum and long summer nights and Amerrrrrrrrrica! Game on. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're super excited have 6 care packages this week featuring one of our favorite art studios: My Favourite Colour.  This husband and wife team are a dream. They're both full time art-teachers, and in their personal time they are "celebrating the aesthetics of our most important pastimes." An aesthetic that deserves celebration, for sure. Franky and Annie have created a collection of baseball memorabilia that is overflowing with sweet nostalgia and good vibes. Homeruns all around. Each winer gets a print from My Favourite Colour Studio & a Resting Pitch Face Freaker! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us your favorite weirdo pastime with the hashtag #FreakerPast for your chance to win!  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

This Sunday, America gets it's sweetheart back. Hotdogs and foamy fingers and stadium butt and bats and homes and runs and BASEBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE! #PitchPerfect3 Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Resting Pitch Face!

Provenance; noun [prä-və-ˌnän(t)s\] the place of origin // the beginning of something's existence This weekend marks the anniversary of a very old and really intense story that changed world history forever. (No, not the invent of epic breakfast foods, even though today is National Waffle Day.) A lot of people know that story. We want to know your story. We want to know all stories. STORY TIME!!!!

Easter is on Sunday!!! Are you covering your body in pastel war-paint again this year? Will you be hiring the Donnie Darko bunny to hide in your lawn? When will you be dipping your rodents in chocolate? Do you need help? You're a basketcase, but who's not. Let's get pastelled and egg out.   Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Basketcase! 

Did everybody have an eventful St. Patrick's Day? Can you feel your eyeballs pulsating like a disco rave in your skull today? Choose your own adventure: if I say the word "whiskey" do you want to die?  (Yes) - Then let's make you a refreshing sodapop with natural botanicals and a lot of love! (No) - Fantastic. You get a saucy cocktail (made with natural botanicals and a lot of love!)     

When was the last time you said "Mannnnnn, my cool jean jacket would have so much more cool jean jacket street cred if it had a Freaker pin confirming my cool jean jacketness"??? JUST NOW? Great. Problem solved.  We have new enamel Freaker pins hot off the press waiting for you (and your cool jean jacket) now!  

Are you 100% not Irish? Do you enjoy binge drinking food-coloring on a weekday? Are you confused as to what a "saint" actually is? Do you like whiskey, but you're also a cat? We've got just the holiday for you!  St. Patrick Swayze is looking down on us all. Happy leprechaun week, y'all.  Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family.. Whisker Sour! 

Batman is great. Superman is great. WonderWoman is great. Bring them together, form the Justice League, great turns into SUPAH GRATEEEEE! If only there was a Justice League for our daily villains (I'm looking at you, allergies), all would be right in the world. Community supported ass-kicking is not unlike community supported herbalism. And we're here to save your day. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the community supported herbalism all-stars, The Good Fight! Lauren Giambrone is an herbalist superhero with her organic garden lair in upstate New York. She grows, gathers and sources medicinal herbs for handmade, small batch products that promote self care and thriving health. Enrollment is happening now for her 2016 Community Supported Herbalism program! Members get a care package each season with 5 organic herbal remedies, 1 self-care surprise, and an informational booklet because knowledge is health as well as power. Learn more about the program here! Each winner gets an herbal medicine (colds? immune support? allergies? We gotchu!) and a DC Comics superhero Freaker of their choice! Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments how you're fighting the good fight. Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

  Peyton, Calvin, and Marshawn (unofficially) are all saying adios to the NFL. Demarco is heading south to make a nest in Tennessee. All of their Freakers + Freaker Feet are 50% off as a celebration of their career and a fond farewell because they will forever be in our hearts because byyyyyyyyyyyyeeeee. Get that squishy memorabilia feeling and wave byebye! Select NFL Players Freakers and Feet are 50% off!! <img

Did you ever know that you're our hero? A rotisserie lamb sandwich. I can be your hero baby. Save the cheerleader, save the world. Heroes in a half shell. Guitar hero. John Lennon's working class. Hiro Japanese steakhouse. Whatever it means to you, we've got one waiting to save your day from bottle sweat. Ready? GO:  Seven new DC Comics Freakers on the site now! 

Our office dog #NelsonDanzigMandela has confided in us his insecurities, so now we share them with you.  Between me and you, Sir Nelson is worried that he may no longer be the coolest k-9 in Freakerville. The #DoggieStyle takeover is here.