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Like Staind always said "It’s been a while".....since we blogged together! Lots of changes have been going on with our world famous Freakers, the one-size-fits-all beverage insulator you know and love, and Freaker Feet, our impeccably crafted, quirky socks. Check it out!
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Bigfoot Lebowski!

"Ve believes in nossing, Lebowski. Nossing.” What do you believe in? Magic? White Russians? Rugs that really tie the room together? All that matters is that you believe in yourself, little sasquatch. Treat yourself this week to a token from the life of a mysterious chillpill. The dude imbibes, y'all. The Bigfoot Lebowski Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off!
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Whale Earnhardt!

HEY Y’ALL! Do you have unbounded enthusiasm for large aquatic mammals and also turning left? Of course you do - it’s an innate condition of being alive on this planet. We hereby formally invite you to zoom around in circles, yell incoherently at nothing in particular, and pay your respects to the father of underwater speedways - Whale Earnhardt!  Whale Earnhardt Freakers are 30% off! 
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30% off Kitty the Fool!

Labor Day? Gone. Back to School? Here. Autumn? Comin' in hot. These fast-times are for the true hustler. The brother of dragons. The wearer of chains. The bringer of A-game to the A-team. Kitty that fool, y'all.   I Kitty the Fool Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off! 
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Buns N' Roses!

Labor Day is coming in HOT! With the unofficial end of summer and a cultural ban on wearing white, you are left with EXACTLY zero reasons to not go bonkers. (Translation: go bonkers.) Welcome to the jungle, ya weiners.  Buns N' Roses Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off! 
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Freebies for your Feeties

As Back To School looms near, let's revisit the collegiate rituals. 1. Orderly sportsmanship & cordial celebrations at sporting events. 2. Zero procrastination. 3. Extremely responsible & moderated drinking habits. Got it? Obviously. We're including a free pair of Bromance socks with each order this week!
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Fairy Tail!

What is our cultural obsession with mermaids? WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS? Is it simple escapism? A child-like magnetism to shiny glitter-things? A grudge against evolution for not giving us gills?  The only right answer is.... WHO CARES. Mermaids are amazing, shell-bras are high fashion, fish are friends, and real estate Under The Sea is a lucrative investment. Splash on, queens.   Fairy Tail Freakers are 30% off! 
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Orbit Please!

Celestial wonderment! Stargazing in the afternoon! Cosmic grace slapping you in the face! We're less than a month away from a total solar eclipse. Mark your calendars for August 21st and get the hype started now. This isn't an anticipated game or tournament - it's a vivid and beautiful reminder that we are so so small, that the universe is astounding, that the size of our perspective isn't always realistic. And that is freeing. SO ARE YOU READY FOR AN EXISTENTIAL MOMENT OF OVERWHELMING AWE? Your brain is ready to party and so are we. Ladies and gentlement, we are floating in space. Orbit Please Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off all week!
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NFL Players!

  New NFL Players Hot off the oven! Do you smell that? We’re getting whiffs of …is that...pig skins? Wafts of focused, yet screaming parties. There's a heavy scent of nachos, dabbing, and disappointment. OH. Football season is sneaking up! We have eight new NFL designs ripe for the picking! And to celebrate, we're releasing new styles of NFL Players (don't worry Patriots, Tom Brady will be in stock soon.) More to come soon! Shop our new NFL Player styles now!
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Tropickle!

Oi! You! Yes. You. Are you on vacation right now? No? Let's help fix that: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine you're on a tropical island, slurping on fruity cocktails and letting the sun ravage you alive. SURPRISE - you're also a pickle. Have a wonderful trip, little dills! Tropickle Freakers & Freaker Feet are on sale all week!
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New NFL Players!

New NFL Players Hot off the oven! Do you smell that? We’re getting whiffs of …is that...pig skins? Wafts of focused, yet screaming parties. There's a heavy scent of nachos, dabbing, and disappointment. OH. Football season is sneaking up! We have eight new NFL designs ripe for the picking! And to celebrate, we're releasing new styles of NFL Players (don't worry Patriots, Tom Brady will be in stock soon.) More to come soon! Shop our new NFL Player styles now!
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