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Tis the season of garden soirees, oversized feather hats, and endless supplies of catnip. Fancy pants or fancy feast, female or feline, man or maine coon - let's party. The Great Catsby Freakers & Freaker Feet are 30% off all week!

(PSA: Freaker Friday has moved to be a monthly feature! YEEHAW!) Y'ALL. It's National Beer Day! It's Google-able, and therefore official, so take the rest of the day off and wallow in the sun with a pint of joyjuice and a valid (!?) alibi. We're here to help. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages featuring a Hefeweizen Beer Making Kit from Craft A Brew! Born out of a lust for craft beer, a dose of ingenuity, an explosion of rad design, and a lack of quality-affordable homebrew kits on the market, Craft a Brew is on a mission to turn beer lovers into beer brewers with its premium homebrew kits. The crowd-pleasing Hefeweizen kit includes illustrated instructions, reusable equipment and fresh packed hops and grains needed to brew your first batch of beer. The kits are easy-peasy to use and are assembled by hand in Orlando! Each winner gets a Hefeweizen kit and a Freaker of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know what your secret ingredient would be if you had your own brewery. Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Springtime = flingtime with the natural world. As soon as the buds start blooming, we humans take after our critter counterparts more and more: playing in the dirt, frolicking in the meadows, splish-splashing in any body of water we can find.  What if, when we're not looking, animals take on human habits too? In the dead of the night, your cat sneaks away to spend $1,500 on camping gear it will never use. Squirrels on jetskis. Paragliding lizards. A band of puppies chartering a fishing boat.  There's a springtime we can believe in.  30% off of Doggie Paddle Freakers & Freaker Feet all week! 

Hide your treats, dye your eggs, and prep the basket-cases: It's Easter time! This year we're introducing a very special carrot kid, a real Eggy Smalls, and some bunny to love: Introducing Ears Lookin' At You, Kid Freakers! 30% off all week! P.S. Our college basketball sale still rages on! Shop our Honey I Dunked The Kids collection while it lasts!

March + college + basketball = a unbridled hysteria.  Lucky for you, we LOVE any excuse for a psychotic frenzy! From now until there is a definitive champion, all of our collegiate Freakers & Freaker Feet socks as well as basketball designs Junk in the Dunk and Hoop There It Is are 30% off!  Shop our Honey I Dunked The Kids sale!! #SuperHoopers

Half the country is crumbling under the weight of mid-March blizzards, so we're bringing in the one character who's stereotype can kick all of your problems in the face. Seasonal depression? A single whack & you're Vitamin D levels will be overflowing. Weight gain? One glance from him is like mental liposuction. Preemptively recovering from St. Patrick's Day? Put a Chuck Hunt on your bottle & sprout superpowers! Shop Chuck Hunt Freakers and Freaker Feet!

It's the time of the season for getting cozy with the natural world. What's your preferred method? Hiking? Camping? Scavenger hunting waterfalls? Extreme-sport wallowing in the dirt? Finding hollow trees and burrowing with your long-lost squirrel brothers and sisters? You are not alone, young grasshopper. We're here to enable you.  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages featuring the handmade wonders of Savvie Studio! Owner, creator, do-er, maker, dreamer, and dreamy Savannah understands the intricate power of handmade objects.  "Much of my process marries old and new techniques of making. Every step, from laser cutting to embroidering or weaving by hand, is done in my little studio based out of Denton, Texas. In a world of mass produced goods, I take great joy in making the artist's hand evident in every piece; and find hope in the community that handmade goods create." Each winner gets a handmade, laser cut, birch wood forest landscape desk organizer from Savvie Studio and a Bear Meets World Freaker!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us how you interact with nature. Use the hashtag #FreakerSavvie for your chance to win!  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!</p

Y'ALL! We're SO CLOSE to being free from the wrath of winter. Excitement and pollen are in the air, but they're not alone: nostalgia is everywhere! Nostalgia for warm weather, fresh air, outdoor adventurism, and the emotional rollercoaster of 1994 reruns. We've rolled all of your fond memories into one knit-ball of Topanga-approved joy-trips! Shop Bear Meets World Freakers!

Alpacas in party hats. Your celebrity crush badgering you on Tinder. A nap so good you lose 5 pounds. Beyonce naming her twins after you. (Both of them.) A loved one getting every single gold medal in the Olympics. (All of them.) Now everybody let out a long & deserved "YESSSSSSSSSSS!" Victories are victories regardless of how big or small. Today let's recognize and celebrate them all! WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages featuring the class-act booze-hounds at Yes Cocktail Company! Yes Cocktail Co was born out of wanderlust, community, theatre, and a good ol' passion for a good ol' time. "Inspired by their travels, they happened upon the idea of creating custom cocktails at home, but were disappointed to discover that many of the home bar use products they purchased were filled with corn syrup, artificial flavors, and preservatives" to which founders Lauren & Brandon said "NO WAY JOSÉ." Yes Cocktail Co uses fresh produce and real ingredients, with ZERO preservatives, corn syrup, or artificial flavoring. To that, we let out a collective "Yesssssss!" Each winner gets a cocktail mixer from Yes Cocktail Company and an Irish I Was a Baller Freaker! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us a victory (big or small!) that makes you say YESSSSS! Use the hashtag #FreakerCocktail for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Strap on your greenest gear and get ready for a gallant good time because guess what? TOMORROW IS MARCH. Before you know it, spring flowers will be pollenating your allergies, you'll be a last-minute basketball fan, and strangers won't stop pinching you (no touching!) To all of our little leprechauns, arm yourselves well with Irish I Was a Baller Freakers. CHEERS!

We're big fans of face-palm-worthy puns (SHOCKER) especially when it comes to the yums. With styles like Tropickle, Ramen Poodle, and Catcher in the Pie, this revelation is no plot twist.   The real epiphany is that we're not alone! Foodie puns are met with a universal chuckle and today we're here to spread those giggles!  Bone apple tea, y'all!  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages featuring the sweet treat food lovers from The Pepper Mill Shop!  We love love love Pepper Mill Shop for a many reasons. For starters, they're also based in our small coastal port city of Wilmington, NC! Making Petey Pablo proud. Pepper Mill Shop's founder, Kelly Sweitzer, starting combining her passion for food, painting, and puns in 2014, and has been creating bright reasons to smile every since! Choose from brightly colored acrylic paintings for your kitchen wall to sassy tote bags for the grocery store, or even a thoughtful greeting card. They'll all bring a little laughter into your life. Each winner gets a Pepper Mill Shop tote bag, 2 buttons, and a Good Fat Freaker + Freaker Feet combo pack!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and give us your best food puns in the comments below for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

GUYS! Everybody's doing a great job. You've powered through this winter like a CHAMP, and with less than a month until spring, the finishing line is in sight!! Take the rest of this time and imagine a choir of avocados in heaven singing your praises. You deserve it.  Do good. Feel good. Be good. You good? Good!  Shop The Good Fat Freakers & Freaker Feet!