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 Aah, yes. The holiday spirit. It's that special time of year when strangers in funny hats knock on your door, spew some musical nonsense (let's be honest - fa la la la la la la la la la isn't winning a Grammy anytime soon) and nobody calls the cops because it's not creepy. You like it, even. Do you love it?! You love it. No regrets. It's also that time of the year that you get bombarded with unexpected treats. Do you love it? You love it. And we love you. So let's get this spirit hustle going. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING:We have TWENTY care packages to give away this week! In an ideal world, we would gift everybody and their nutty uncle a Freaker for Christmas. This is the next best thing. Each winner will get a Freaker of their choice! WAHOO! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us how you're getting into the holiday spirit with the hashtag #FreakerHoliday for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

  We don't have to tell you that the internet is a special place to visit. You know. We know. Everyone knows. We WOULD, however, like to make your stay as pleasant as possible. Here are some of the best treats for the season - flavored with the spices of the world wide web. 

News Brief: Whoa, Nelly! Christmas is next week! If your ducks are veering from the row or your eggs are falling out of the basket, don't worry! You still have time for a Christmas delivery! Some fun shipping facts: -We ship care packages within 24 hours of your order! All packages are shipped from Wilmington, North Carolina. -Officially, the post office says the last day for expected Christmas delivery is December 20th, but we're scooting it back a day to be on the safe side. Order by 12/19 for USPS First Class & Priority Mail! -#NeverForget that Fedex is an option if you're cutting it close! -Let us know in the "special instructions" box at checkout what kind of gift message you'd like to include in the care package! We are mere robots here to serve your wants and needs. -We're not actually robots, but we are here to serve you! Happy Holidaze! We love you, -The Freakerteam!

Men can be notoriously hard to shop for. "Nothing, I'm fine. I don't need anything" season is in full force, and you're probably feeling a little "but I have to get you something, ya dingbat" helpless. Before your downward spiral into A Christmas Story tirade, calm down. Don't worry. Take a deep breath. We're here to help. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have six care packages this week featuring special treats from Tick & Tocks! Once upon a time, two bearded chaps decided that their facial hair deserved a better pampering. Handmade in Lima, Ohio, Tick & Tocks offers quality grooming products for the whiskered men in your life! Handcrafted lip balm? Done. Magical beard balm? Done. Beard Liquor? You heard me right. And yes, we've got you covered. Each winner gets their choice of 2 treats from Tick & Tocks and a Freaker of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave a photo comment of a facial hair situation that deserves pampering for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

At last, the wait is over. The great dignified state of Iowa has finally been knighted with it's own Freaker. The great dignified company Freaker USA will finally stop getting hate mail from Iowans. Oh, happy day. Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Corndawg!    

PSSSH! Hey! You! Foghorn & Sherlock Homie are back in stock just in time to be stocking stuffed! #StockMarket

Party every party like it's a holiday party. This has been a public service announcement.

  The holidays are a time for story telling. There's no better time for Uncle Harry to cackle on about his peyote adventures in Mexico than when the family is gathered around the Christmas fire, hot toddy in hand. The truth about Little Susie's "suckerpunch training" is finally revealed. And who knew that Grandma once fell in love with a clown and joined the circus in Yugoslavia? Aah, yes. It's a magical time of year. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have five care packages this week featuring the unlimited charisma of New York to Nashville! Danielle Romero is originally from the north, but has found herself living in the depths of Tennessee's southern charm. She started her company, New York to Nashville, with a love for vintage fabrics that tell stories. Each pocket square starts with a journey to the backroads and small towns of the American South to find the best fabrics. Handcrafted in Nashville, Danielle's pocket squares add the perfect dose of dapper to a class act. Each winner gets a pocket square and a Freaker of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us a piece of fabric that tells a story! Use the hashtag #FreakerSquare for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

It's the Final Countdown (da da daaaaa da!) for our 40% off bargain! The long weekend is technically over, but our massive Freaker sale is not! Rejoice!!! Take 40% off of all orders of 10 or more Freakers until midnight using this discount code: BlackFreakday

It's the remix with a mission, cold and fresh out the kitchen Mama rollin that bottle, got every man in here knittin Freakin on coke AND rum, I'm like so what it shrunk It's Black Freakin Weekend baby, I'm about to have me some fun. -An ancient proverb Take 40% off of all orders of 10 or more Freakers until Monday at midnight using this discount code: BlackFreakday

We know that you know that we know we have to do something great for Black Friday. It's 2014 and there's no excuse not to. We also know Black-Friday fist-fights in a mall parking lot are waiting on you, so we'll make it quick: Take 40% off of all orders of 10 or more Freakers using this discount code: BlackFreakday BAM! Love you! Mic Drop! Out!

Thank you thank you thank you thank you!! Happiest Thanksgiving to you, little chickies!