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Oliver's Berfday; Parental Discretion Advised.

Once upon a time, Oliver Mellan was born. (Born from a woman, just to clarify) Last week, we celebrated this historical event with valor & also a little bit of velour. Here is the documentation that this shindig actually happened, because it would have been debatable without them: ...
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Timeline of Important Events: Freaker Version

Ladies and gentlemen,  We have pretty heavy news for you. You may want to sit down for this. I apologize in advance if this news dampens your otherwise joyous day, but breaking broadcasts of deeply-felt importance like these are sometimes necessary. I'm not sure how to ad...
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