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Hollywood Debut!!
Last night we got the first phone call of our new film careers! We called our chauffeurs and had them drive us around in bedazzled limousines and popped at least 69 bottles of sparkling grape juice. We sashayed onto the set and flawlessly nailed every scene in such a spectacular show of con...
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Springtime Cross-Pollination!
It's that time of year where things like pollen & love are floating around like pesky little 'squitos. What better way to celebrate than to cross-pollinate your favorite things?! This works out extra great if "your" name is Freaker USA and your "favorite things" is Edge of Urge!
Thos...
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Still On This Train
A woman yelled at Alisha on the phone today.
So we SuperDraked her.
For comfort.
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Lofty Birthday Wishes
A couple weeks ago, our very own Oliver had a birthday extravaganza. We realized just how strangely the evening had devolved when we came-to in a laundromat at 1:30 am dancing in costumes that included but were not limited to: a unicorn, Sexy Sax Man, and the cast of a Lifetime movie about Britis...
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A sneak peek at our latest videojam
Obama? Obama is that you?!
Meanwhile, who can spot the astonishingly freakerless bottle monstrosity?! THE HORROR!
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Adventures in the Goodwill
One of the reasons why we love Goodwill so dang much:
1. Fancy duds like this:
2. They rarely kick us out for putting lady shirts on our legs.
3. They let us release our inner spirit of Vin Diesel (AMERICA!) with newly learned terms such as "spangles"
REJOICE!
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Dispatch from SXSW: Grilled Cheese Jammin Fiesta! Today!
Hey Austin! Remember when we galloped in the fields together and snuggled over grilled cheese sandwiches? That sure was magical. I wish we could break the gooey-bread with you again... maybe today.
These are lofty dreams for us, but our dear Bake-Sale-Assistant Leigh Voli is currently in...
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Compromises
Our office toilet has been broken for two days now and our plumber has, for some odd reason, decided to succumb to property management bureaucracy. This is what we have:
And this is what we want:
So we added "Go find us this potty" to Zach's errand list for the da...
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Airport Security
Last time we "experienced" an airport, a TSA agent sternly ordered Zach to "Shut your mouth, boy" after he was found hysterically giggling in the not-at-all-intrusive body scanners.
Yesterday, we had a dear & freaky friend fly into Wilmington and because it was his first time in our...
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Now, The World Is Probably Ceasing To Spin
"Let's not let Snooki's pregnancy overpower the fact that Justin Bieber turned 18 today."
-World News Analysis as provided by Miss Alisha Payne.
Food for ...thought?
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Star-Gazers & Visionaries
We don't know this man, but if you do - please deliver him infinite high-fives.
Sources tell us that his name is Ben, which is a well-known street name for Peter Pan. If anybody sees this man on the streets, tell him we vigilantly say "GOOD WORK"
Freak on freakin on, color world.&nb...
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Re-purposing Urban Outfitter's Chinese Made Knockoffs! For nature!
Some of you may remember the "incident" with Urban Outfitters.
Some of those some of you may remember that we ordered one of their "wine coozies' for the funsies.
Some of the some of those some of you may remember that it was such a blasphemous version of our Freaker babies that we d...
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