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Hollywood Debut!!

Last night we got the first phone call of our new film careers! We called our chauffeurs and had them drive us around in bedazzled limousines  and popped at least 69 bottles of sparkling grape juice. We sashayed onto the set and flawlessly nailed every scene in such a spectacular show of con...
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Halloween Homecoming!

Wilmington! Get ready. We're comin' home. And we're going to throw you a bash. YUH-OH!  This Saturday at Satellite come out and we'll feed you, freak you and fiesta until the sun comes up (this is a lie. We will only fiesta until Satellite kicks us out at 1:59 am.) Specialties include!:...
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Brookville Gets Superfreaked!

The other day, the literal Home of the Freak got Freaked. And it was fantastic. There were sweet jamz provided by Justin Parson & Kent Michelitsch, kiddie playfests, and unlimited sandwich glory-grillins.  All photos taken by the mystical man Bill Stein, except for those taken by Davi...
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Our New Boy Band.

= Breakfast in Indiana. Chu like?  
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Washington, Revisited

 A couple weeks ago we lost all senses (in the fun way!) in Republic, Washington. Just recently, the dear Kate released photos taken by a wonderful man named Laosy John. Here is the photographic evidence of our weekend in the frontier lands: 
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FreakFairyTale BoxtruckBuddies!

So once upon a time in a far away land named Denver, Zach and Lauren stumbled across a dozing dozer with bright socks on. We both stood in wonder and wondered where in the world would one have to wander to find such wonderfully colorful socks?! Yearning for knowledge, we made a game plan. &nbs...
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Violated!

  It’s illegal to pump your own gas in Portland. Now there is another man fondling our pump. This is the face of sad sad confusion.
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How to Build a Freaker USA Grill(ed cheeze!)

Let's play a game! Everytime we make a Will Smith reference, you get to read those words just as he would sing them! FAMILY FUN TIME! Ok, ready? Well this is a story all about how our cheese got freaked & grilled all around. As the Freakerteam ventures into the Wild Wild West (we're going st...
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Time-Travelin Freak-Masterin Vegas-Machine

When in Vegas, do as the Romans do. To clear any confusion, here is a visual instruction guide as to what Romans do. In Vegas.  All photos are by the great man named 10!   
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Travelogue: Southern Playforts

The Freakerteam is putting on their cowboy hats and boot spurs and heading into the land of the desert dogs. Before we get our cheeks irreparably burned in the New Mexico, let's take a look back at the last time zone. Memphis! We tromped around Memphis City Clues for a while with ro...
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Chuck in the Fields!

Chuck in the daytime. Chuck in the summertime. Chuck in the truck. Chuck in the fields. Chuck on chuckin on, chucker.  Bwahahahahhahah
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NOLA!

The Freaker tour is about to slide down to boogy town in the rowdy heart of Dixieland! New Orleans, prepare yourself! We're about to grill your cheese and paint your bodies! This Saturday at 4 pm, make yourselves known at Revival Outpost at 3512 Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70115. You will h...
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