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Pranksters
A couple months ago, we met a wonderful Israeli man named Ido in San Francisco that was studying psychedelia in pop culture. He made a connection that we had heard before, but never fully understood: comparing the Freakerteam to the Pranksters. Yesterday, we found his Article de' Freak and ...
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Koozie Smoozie Boozie Madness!
Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie.
Why, you say? Because our hearts break a little bit everytime somebody sais the word Koozie. So, friends and freaks, here is our reverse&n...
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Freak Durst
This morning started slowly. There was a drizzle in the sky. There was an quiet hum over the office. Even the dogs had snoozy eyes on.
And then came Fred Durst.
We found out that the limpest of all bizkits had a twitter account and we decided to turn this day upsidedown. Like a ...
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World Wide Freak Web 3.0
So remember that day that you posted your immaculate photos of Freakers on Facebook? We do too. Let's relive that moment. Because it was glorious.
If you're not connected with us on Facebook, please come like us! We're making a big transition to a "page-Page" from our "we're-not-actually...
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TSA just doesn't understand. Yet.
The horrifying news came today. The TSA agent who encouraged the Getting-On of The-Freak has been fired. And while this may be a victory for all the innocent passengers that were made to feel horrifyingly uncomfortable that she may have affected, it is a defeat in the world of freak. Let's take a...
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Freak of the Week 14.0!!
It's that spooky day once again! Time for a new Freak of the Week contest! Last time we showcased the newest member of our Freaker family, Corn Dawg! You gave us your best puns and now it's time for us to give the winners Dawgy Treats! And the lucky two areee.....
Nicholas James Throssel: S...
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Billboard of Freaks!
Bill Mooney from Kung Fu Nation brought a nice little tidbit to our morning routine today! Evidently, Billboard has revealed their inner freak! In an article highlighted Wilco's unconventional merch gear this year, Freakers were considered among the oddest. We are honored! Get your very own ...
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Mary's Dilemma; PJ's Delight
Are you feeling an onset of the holiday blues? Do you have rattling dreams of a giftless existence? Many of us are feeling the pangs of Mary's dilemma and autumn's embracing wings are flapping a little slower this season. Don't fret, America, let us explain how Freakers will solve all of your ear...
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CalmerPash
Today we found a delicious little nugget! Front page of Palmer Cash?! Let's celebrate! This calls for at least 14 cupcakes.
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