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Has the swell of excitement for summertime adventurism hit you yet?!!??!! Close your eyes, remember being 9 years old- school just let out for the summer, and your brain is ON FIRE with excitement for upcoming adventures. Now imagine being 9 years old forever. Congratulations! You have just discovered the secret for living happily ever after.  Summer is here. Let's roll out, y'all.  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the all-star cheerleaders for Team USA - July Nine!  Based in Oregon, July Nine is on a mission to bring back manufacturing jobs stateside and inspire enthusiasm for others to do the same.  Their handy nylon tote bags are perfect for summer adventure-time, as they roll up into itty-bitty space-savers. Use it when you need it, roll it up when you don't.  Each winner gets a roll-up bag from July Nine and a Freaker of their choice!  HOW TO ENTER: Let's go! Hit the trail! Shake a leg! VAMANOS!  For your chance to win, get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments what catchphrase you use to tell your crew it's time to go find the adventure.  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Does your PapaBear love sports? Sure he does. Does your bank account love getting him VIP boxes at the ball game? Debatable. Do you love the cross-section of giggles, games, and affordability? It's your lucky [Father's] day. This week only, all of our Oddballs are 30% off! Includes Court Date, Puck Buddy, Hoop There It Is, Bike Curious, Laces Out, Junk in the Dunk, Resting Pitch Face, Glory Goal, and Bogey Monster!

Grill master. BBQ boss. Smoking specialist. Cookout captain. Summer is unofficially here and the pros are out to play. But what is a king without a crown? A panda without a webcam? A bachelorette party without weird phallic accessories? All the pros know that the right accessories are half of the equation. We're here to help. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the grill-masterminds of Wildwood Grilling!  This environmentally-aware family-owned business was founded 20 years ago and was the first to bring grilling planks to the retail market. "We love the Pacific Northwest so much that we decided to build a company that was worthy of these amazing surroundings." And that they did. Pure people, pure Americana, pure business practices, and pure flavor. Wildwood sustainably makes planks, wraps, and smoking chips that will skyrocket any grillmaster's artform. Each winner gets 2 prizes from Wildwood Grilling, and a pair of Steak Charmer Freaker Feet!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram, find this graphic, and show us why your dad is rad with the hashtag #WildFreaker for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

What's that? Your dad is a straight-edge vegan? No steak or beer for that guy, but that doesn't mean he's abstinent from Awesome. Check out our full collection for the pops HERE!

Mark your calendars - Papa's Day is coming in HOT. Fathers can be hard to shop for. Even the most avid tie-collector can get weary, so let's stick with the universal truths: beer and steak. This week only, Steak Charmer & Tall Boy Freaker Feet are 30% off!

Captain Planet sure knew how to use the elements (and his minions.)  Earth. Fire. Wind. Water. ...and also some kid who failed science class and thought "heart" made the VIP list. The Captain isn't the only one who uses natural elements for The Dopeness. Each and everyone of you is the captain of your own planet, and we want to know what element keeps your in orbit. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the calming simplicity of Moon Rivers Naturals!  Nestled deep in Hawkins, Texas, Moon Rivers Naturals is a family owned company that uses essential oils and elements to create natural products for your skin's cravings. From natural soaps to charcoal masks and floral exfoliants, Moon Rivers makes sure that you're covered naturally, from head to toe.  Each winner gets a prize from Moon Rivers Naturals, a Squirlfriend Freaker & Freaker Feet to match!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us how you use the natural elements. Use the hashtag #FreakerNaturals for your chance to win!  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

We've been meandering around all week under the deception of time. Thank you, Memorial Day Weekend for time-warping our work week. Now, go forth and prosper y'all. Your time is now.

Custom Freaker for a kid-oriented rap group in Germany because YEAHHHHHHH. Deine Freunde translates to "your friends" - a revelation that we will gladly accept.  Are you unconditionally awesome too?! Let's get custom Freakers for you! Emailing custom@freakerusa.com is the first step in making dreams come true.

June kicks off tomorrow!!! Be prepared for long summer nights, Father's Day cookouts, and endless rainbow parades that skyrocket the English language to a new dimension. Condragulations, glamazon. Our Freak of the Week is a special queen hiding nuts. Squirlfriend, is serving pure body-ody-ody rodent drag realness with no RuPologies. Shantay, you stay. This week only, Squirlfriend Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off!

Curiosity killed the cat, huh? Was there an autopsy? Who exactly was responsible for this cat? Please don't tell me it was Schrodinger. As a species, cats should consider a restraining order on that guy.  Curiosity can be blamed for more than just cat massacres. Curiosity is a desire to KNOW. Curiosity propels inspiration forward and finds the inner child hiding within all of us. Long live the curious! Long live the cat!  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING:We have 5 care packages this week featuring the yumyums of Curio Spice!  Officially? Curio Spice is a "a local, independent, woman-owned Public Benefit Corporation working to provide a better life for farmers, protect the environment, and unite people around food." On a less official note, Curio Spice is the modern American version of ancient Silk Road trading. Claire Cheney has taken the adventurism of worldly flavors and made a fairy-tale of a company, bright with the colors of international curiosity. Clear eyes, full hearts, good food, can't lose.  Each winner gets a prize from Curio Spice, a Burgha Belly Freaker, and a matching pair of Freaker Feet socks!  HOW TO ENTER: Curiosity allegedly killed the cat. What did it do to you? Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments for your chance to win!  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

He soft-served his time, and the day is finally here. Gucci Mane was released from prison yesterday. #FreeGucci has evolved into #GucciFreed. I hope everybody is celebrating accordingly. PRO TIP: You Got Soft Served is an appropriate start.

We've all heard the phrase "food for the soul," but what does that menu look like? It depends on the soul you're feeding, duh. Catholics? Order the wafer with a small grape juice. Hindus? No cows for you. Veggie steaks, coming right up! Pastafarians? You're easy enough. Still undecided? Smash a burger, build an altar of french...ahem... freedom fries, and wait for the enlightenment to digest. Get in mah belly. This week only, Burgha Belly Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off!