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Wanderlust is a magical thing. Wanderlust took Dennis Rodman to BFF-ville, North Korea. Sean Penn found El Chapo via wanderlust. Lance Bass's wanderlust almost took him to the moon. (RIP to Lance's broken dreams.)  We're here to encourage your child-like wanderlust with reckless abandon... with a little help from our friends:  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the natural history all-stars, The Wild Wander! A husband-and-wife team of naturalists, illustrators, doers, makers, dreamers based out of Richmond, Virginia.  "Following in the footsteps of early American naturalists, [Wild Wander is] inspired by dusty libraries, cluttered studies full of artifacts, and an abiding curiosity for forgotten history and the natural world." Screenprinted by hand, using environmentally-friendly water based inks and paper sourced from US mills, Wild Wander is producing enchanting products the right way.  "We began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still." - Carl Sagan Each winner will get a Carl Sagan star-chart print, an Orbit Please Freaker, and a pair of Freaker Feet to match!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and share what your wanderlust has shown you. Use the hashtag #FreakerWander for your chance to win!  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Aaaahhhhh, long summer nights of stargazing and disorderly conduct. Did you catch the meteor shower last week? There is a wild abandonment, a savage serenity, a mind-boggling perspective in stargazing that makes one say "DAYUUMMMMMMM, UNIVERSE. YOU LIT!" every. single. time. In celebration of your stardust, Orbit Please Freakers & Freaker Feet are 30% off - this week only!

Ritualistic dance moves, superstitiously assigned-seating, lucky cross dressing, and foam fingers - letting the world know that INDEED, your team is #1! When trash-talking becomes a competitive sport and excessive beer drinking is the uniform, you're officially ready for some football. The world of game-day rituals is a vast and magical. We're here to help. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring our line of NFL Player Freakers and Freaker Feet! Wearing jerseys and gaudy team-colored accessories have long been in the roster for Americana fandom. We're here to expand your game-day fashion rituals to include your sips (chugs) and steps (stomps). Each winner will get their choice of a NFL Players Freaker, Freaker Feet, and a Jock Itch Freaker in their team colors! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and tell us your weirdest game-day rituals in the comments for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

The official NFL preseason kicks off this week! Football fans make up one of our all-time favorite American subcultures. Relentless superstitions, mountains of junk food, and synchronized belligerence? It's game time. To show our undying support of your undying support - all NFL Players Freakers & Feet are all 30% off, this week only!

Adventure time is always better with the inclusion of certain elements:  Something reliable. Something excitable. Something pliable. And of course, something furry.  Your dingos are your prime time partners in crime. Dress them accordingly.  WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the clean classics of Dog + Bone!  With simplistic design and dependable durability, Dog + Bone's collars and leashes are crafted to last. Continuing the tradition of our love affair with American made products, Dog + Bone handmakes their entire line of quality pup accessories in Austin, Texas. Using locally sourced materials, they have both our hearts and our wags.  Each winner gets a bright adjustable leash from Dog + Bone, a Ramen Poodle Freaker, and matching Freaker Feet!  HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us how you spoil your pet with the hashtag #freakerdog for your chance to win!  Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

...goes online immediately. This week we were set up at the Las Vegas Market slinging Freakers and Feet and Feathers! Thanks to everyone who came by, and until next time - Viva Bodegas

One Freaker, every microphone.  We're eternally enamored with watching people find new uses for Freakers. So far we've seen hair buns, doggie casts, doll clothing, and burrito satchels. Today we learned that Freakers are also being used as radio recording instruments!  Consider the Freakerteam a band of proud parents.  (via <a href="https://twitter.com/BenBrownMedia

We're officially in the Back To School cycle. Let me guess: you spent the last of your summer savings at weirdo water parks, Smash Mouth reunion tours, and long questionable nights of “this rounds on me, boys!”  What’s going to happen when the university bookstore tells you to drop $800 on a mandatory “new edition” of “ancient history”? Shock, awe, confusion, and most importantly - noodles. Oodles of noodles.  Don’t worry, we knew this would happen, so we made you a trusty sidekick with a master’s degree in frugal glamour.  This week only, Ramen Poodle Freakers and Feet are 30% off! 

As a child, did you ever make a time-capsule for your future self to find? Were there pogos and poloroids and pogs and pokemon and polio?! Did it include a mosquito encased in amber to preserve your DNA so future generations could make a theme-park with your unsuspecting clones? I KNEW IT. Life finds a way. Stay wild, child. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the cool collections of Wild Medicine! Wild Medicine is a team of badass women bringing the healing and cleansing properties of the stones, crystals, and essential oils of the world into your everyday life. Each of their soaps contain cleansing crystals/stones along with a combination of beneficial essential oils and exfoliates.Bonus points: you can pretend you're in the science lab of Jurassic Park everytime you shower. Each winner also gets a Dirt Nap Freaker and Freaker Feet! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us the most obscure thing that you'd put in a timecapsule. Use the hashtag #FreakerMedicine for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

In the wise words of 50 Cent: "Growing up sucks. People aren't nearly as eager to know what my favorite dinosaur is. It's a f***ing Gorgosaurus. You don't care."  We care, 50. We care. We also care about prehistoric chickens, clever girls, and naptime. Normal people can turn into terror-dactyls without naptime.  This week only, Dirt Nap Freakers and Feet are 30% off! 

When CEO Zach Crain was a little boy, he wanted to be "Jean Claude Van Damme" when he grew up. Mullet? Check. Splits? Check. Time traveling karate super-stardom? Getting there. One of the silliest perks of working at Freaker USA is coming up with new designs and wonkydonk weirdo concepts. Even though Zach did not grow up to be a Belgian martial arts master, he's a litttttttttle bit closer to that dream with the help of our new karate [pork] chop friend, Jean Claude Van Ham. We don't think we're alone in our nostalgic absurdity. Come on in, cuddle up, and let's share stories. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring our new line of Freakers and Freaker Feet! There are some instant classics in our fall collection, including Hall & Goats, Grand Theft Otter and Turn Down for Tut! Each winner gets a Freaker + Feet combo of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments which of our designs speaks to you the most and why. See the new collection here! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Freaker Feet have made their way to the RNC delegate floor! Special thanks to Wayne Bena for Making America Freak Again!