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FACT: Not all heroes wear capes. Today we celebrate the fact that heroes are all around us, they live, breathe, and walk amongst us. We love you. Thank you. Veterans, we salute you to infinity and beyond. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 8 care packages this week featuring the American-made all-stars of Liberty Bottleworks! Using US sourced materials, Liberty Bottles are made with high grade recycled aluminum, using environmentally-friendly manufacturing processes. Liberty also gives veterans preference in the hiring process. "We believe that making our products in America is not only a duty but an honor. Our bottles are made in America by American workers and hiring preference is given to those who have served our country. We call it ethical discrimination." Each winner gets a special Liberty bottle designed after a Freaker style, a Nose Job Freaker, and socks to match! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and tell us a tale of your American hero in the comments for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Dearest America, It's been a weird year of ups and downs and brawls and dolls, all leading up to this week. As you're reading this, the wheels of history are in motion. Instead of dwelling on what divides us, let's celebrate what brings us together. The men and women who fight and sacrifice everything for the betterment of the greatest nation on earth. The real heroes of democracy. The X-Men of freedom. The dark wing ducks of the world's pond. We love you, America. We love you, veterans. Thank you for everything, to infinity and beyond. This week only, Nose Job Freakers & Freaker Feet are 30% off!

All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey. I've been seeking socks, for my bottle bae. It gets sweat and warm, without a freak to play. Classic flannel dreaming, on a winner's day. Tis the season, y'all. Lumbersmack & Picnickle Freakers are 30% off this week only!

There are eleven days before the election. Instead of going into a spiral of chaos, let's take a moment to salute democracy, wave a hat to civil participation, appreciate the concept of national conversation, and incoherently chant USA! USA! USA! while pounding hotdogs and the fictional legacy of Ron Swanson. Because #America. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the Brooklyn designers at Penham Supply Co! "We set out to design and supply quality products with a refreshing aesthetic. Our products are locally made using green materials exclusively from the U.S.A." The Champion Bandana is a whirlwind of American victory, national pride, and a collective fist pump. Yes, please. Each winner gets a Champion Bandana from Penham Supply, and their political team's Freaker & Freaker Feet set! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us how you're an American Champion. Use the hashtag #PenhamFreaker for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Halloween is saucy, and so are you. We're here to celebrate with the sauciest of sauces! Let the games begin. We have 5 care packages this week featuring the saucy concoctions of Humble House Foods! Natural. Sustainable. Delicious. Zero additivies. And with locally sourced ingredients, the fine folks at Humble House are doing it right. "The process itself is quite simple, we puree the ingredients and allow the batch to age for 60 days. The aging is the real magic. It allows the flavors to develop beautifully, while the heat from the chiles mellows out to a nice simmer." Made in San Antonio with love. Each winner gets a Humble House mini hot sauce set, a Scary Garcia Freaker, and a matching pair of Freaker Feet!Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and show us the Halloween costume you're most proud of for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Tis the season for horror films. What is it about undead corpses that makes a person feel so alive? Vampires that get your blood moving? Watching a psychopath with an axe that makes you want to cuddle? Blood & guts & brains & goo, makes a girl feel fresh and new. This week only, Mummy Issues Freakers, Scary Garcia Freakers & Freaker Feet are 30% off!

Autumn hits all the senses. The air is cooler, the colors more vivid, and the flavors are ...mmmm, how-do-you-say....comfy. And let's not forget the smells. Bonfires, pumpkins, nutmeg, and the leftover gutters of Halloween at 3am. Are you excited yet? Damn right you are. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the hoppy heroes of Damn Handsome Grooming Co! You may remember Damn Handsome from their iconic Americana beer bar-soaps. GUESS WHAT, SKIPPY? They're back at it again with a new line of hoppy candles, pump soaps, and lip balm.With scents like Pumpkin Spice Beer soaps and Hoppy Apple Cider candles, Damn Handsome has us in a spiral of autumnal celebration. "In most breweries across the US approximately 90% of brewed ingredients go to waste, needless to say, the husband and wife team at Damn Handsome Grooming Co. saw this as “untapped” potential, especially because many of those “bottom of the barrel” ingredients are naturally good for your skin." Each winner gets their choice of a Damn Handsome candle or pump soap, a Damn Handsome lip balm, and a Ghost-Face Freaker! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us your favorite fall tradition with the hashtag #DamnFreaker for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Ahhhhhh, October - the people's-champion. The undisputed hero of sweaters everywhere. The sexy-nurse's time to shine. The last dance of chaos before Election day. The golden moment of harmony right after 150 degree days and right before Black-Friday fist-fights at Walmart. Want to bask in the glory of October without the weight-of-worry of Halloween planning? Dress your bottle in nostalgia and call it a day. This week only, Ghost-Face Freakers are 30% off!

There are few things American pop culture loves more than bacon: Beyonce, cat videos, Beyonce again. What is it about bacon that bring all the boys to the yard? If you want to solve this mystery scientifically, you'll need to start from scratch. We're here to help. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring the om nom noms of The Original Bacon Kit! Based in Seattle, 7th West Charcuterie brings the art of charcuterie into your own home. The bacon kit contains everything you need to make 5 lbs of delicious homemade bacon. The only fresh ingredient you need to purchase is pork belly! (Oooh, all this breakfast talk is bacon us blush.) Each winner gets a bacon kit, a Jean Claude Van Ham Freaker, and a matching pair of Freaker Feet! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and show us something Americans love more than bacon for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Oi, sweetpants! We ship from coastal Carolina! If your tracking moves a bit slowly in the next couple of days...just...uh... film a Lincoln car commercial & think about the flat circle of time. Alright? Alright alright! See you on the other side!

When our Mr. CEO Zach Crain was a wee little boy, he had dreams of grandeur for his adult life. He karate chopped carrots, achieved his splits in the playground, and rocked is still rocking that mullet. Yes, little boy Zach wanted to be Jean Claude Van Damme when he grew up.  But like most children's dreams, it was unrealistic and also physically impossible. "What a load of pig lard" said Zach Crain. Lesson of the day: When life gives you swine, you make that pig kick some ass.  This week only, Jean Claude Van Ham Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off! 

Legends come in all shapes, sizes, and styles. Take the Sugar Rays, for example: Sugar Ray Leonard. Sugar Ray Robinson. And someday, when your life has passed you by, you'll sit around and wonder why most of your cherished memories are slipping but you still know every word to Sugar Ray's smash hit singles. Every morning, we want you to remember all the greats with this sugar-fueled boxing sting ray, complete with a halo hanging from the corner of his 4 post boxing ring. This week only, Sugar Rays Freakers & Freaker Feet are 30% off!