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Violated!
It’s illegal to pump your own gas in Portland. Now there is another man fondling our pump. This is the face of sad sad confusion.
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Freak of the Week 11.0!
YuhOh! It's that time of the week again! Last week we lounged on the couch and played NES (hypothetically speaking of course -We have neither a tv or a console) and celebrated our good friend Ate Bit as the Freaker of the Week. The pun master awards go to....
Sarah Catherine: Atari I sp...
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Never Forget!
We've had a couple "incidents" the past week (the word incident has strangely strong connotations, and this is what makes it humorous!) where our fellow Carolinians have demanded our prompt return. We will be back in Wilmington early Novemeber and we will grill all the cheese and party your ...
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When Cougars Attack: A Freaker Guide
1. Don't make any sudden movements.
2. Don't resist the de-shirting process.
3. Try not to visibly cower in fear. You like it and you know it's true.
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World Wide Freak Web 2.0
Gents and Ladies, we must tell you: your fabulosity floors us. Be it Twitter, Facebook, Blogs, or cyberkinetics, you're lookin' real freaky. All day everyday.
We wanted to show our love and share yours! So here is another tribute to you in all of your freakdom.
Thank you, from the bottom...
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Distractions in A-Minor
So on the last leg of the drive to Portland, we came across some beautiful bumps that caused only the slightest of delays (shocking!)
Firstly, we successfully picked up our 2nd-ever hitchiker! Included came a KITTEN! Oh! Most joy-filled roadside find of the day!
Well that didn't take lo...
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Travelogue: Frontier Friends!
Last weekend, the Freakerteam got to party in a town so small that the US government doesn't technically consider it a "town." Welcome to one of the last bonafide "frontier" communities in the Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks: Republic, Washington.
The grand ol' glory of Washi...
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Oregon (Freak) Trail
Portland, we are on a mission impossible (mission-totally-possible, but this doesn't bring up the weird Tom Cruise visuals) to freak you in all of your Oregonian (Oregononon?) glory. Proof positive: We've forded the river & the doctor tested all three of us negative for yellow fever. Saddle u...
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Freak of the Week 10.0!!
We're not going to lie. It was EXTREMELY DIFFICULT (horrifyingly hard!) to choose the winners of last week's pun contest!! But alas, we have to choose and choose we did. So the winnnnnners areeeeeeee.....
Erika Geisal - I would give up my "booty" to get one of those!
Sarah Catherine -&nbs...
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San Francisco Treats!
Photo by the lovely Denise Cottin!!
San Francisco, you just schooled the rest of us in the eternal debate of what hipster sharks would look like.
Party in the Park!
Somehow somebody left what seems to be a puppy-puppet theatre in our truck.... of...
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Instuctables Party!
Today we're throwing a city-wide grilled cheese party for San Fran! Yesterday we trekked it downtown and freaked Instructables on their lunch break! Now we're going to plow you with photos of just that.
HotGlossSauce
One thing we got to check off of our life to-do list...
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San Fran Grilling of the Cheese Party! Today!
San Francisco!!! Today we're throwing you a grilled cheese party because we've realized what it is to love a city (and I mean "in love" rather than just the love that people reference their salads with...)
Swing by Dolores Park circa 2-6ish for free grilled cheese, freaker sales, ultimate dancem...
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