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Hide your treats, dye your eggs, and prep the basket-cases: It's Easter time! This year we're introducing a very special carrot kid, a real Eggy Smalls, and some bunny to love: Introducing Ears Lookin' At You, Kid Freakers! 30% off all week! P.S. Our college basketball sale still rages on! Shop our Honey I Dunked The Kids collection while it lasts!

Half the country is crumbling under the weight of mid-March blizzards, so we're bringing in the one character who's stereotype can kick all of your problems in the face. Seasonal depression? A single whack & you're Vitamin D levels will be overflowing. Weight gain? One glance from him is like mental liposuction. Preemptively recovering from St. Patrick's Day? Put a Chuck Hunt on your bottle & sprout superpowers! Shop Chuck Hunt Freakers and Freaker Feet!

Strap on your greenest gear and get ready for a gallant good time because guess what? TOMORROW IS MARCH. Before you know it, spring flowers will be pollenating your allergies, you'll be a last-minute basketball fan, and strangers won't stop pinching you (no touching!) To all of our little leprechauns, arm yourselves well with Irish I Was a Baller Freakers. CHEERS!

GUYS! Everybody's doing a great job. You've powered through this winter like a CHAMP, and with less than a month until spring, the finishing line is in sight!! Take the rest of this time and imagine a choir of avocados in heaven singing your praises. You deserve it.  Do good. Feel good. Be good. You good? Good!  Shop The Good Fat Freakers & Freaker Feet! 

HAPPY SAPPY, Y'ALL!!!! In celebration of romantic love, self love, friend love, puppy love, all love, one love - our sweetest styles of splendor are on sale! Love you, mean it. Shop our 20% off lovely lovies HERE! 

Don't gag - but Valentines Day is sneaking up on you. What are you going to whip up? Too tied up to find the right gift? Off the cuffs, there's bound to be a perfect Freaker - just don't be blind(folded) by too many options!  We'll make it easy by releasing our saucy romance equestrian extraordinaire: 50 Shades of Neigh! It's a real bonding experience. 50 Shades of Neigh Freakers and Freaker Feet are both available online now!

2016 was a wild ride, no? We've heard the worldwide grievances and how most people living on earth are ready throw 2016 off a cliff... BUT: it's almost over, it wasn't ALL bad, and there's a BUTT-TON to look forward to in 2017!  So pop that champagne, shake the booty, and get down like a real Party Ferret! Bring it ON, 2017.  This week only, Party Ferret is 30% off! 

There are three types of holiday folks: 1. Cheerful holiday carolers, ecstatic to spread joy as the UN Diplomats To The Holiday Spirit. 2. Crotchety crabs, drunk on disenchantment, with a   Bah Humbug picket sign and a bottle of whiskey. 3. I lied about the 3rd. There are only 2 types of holiday people. Let's band together to embrace our snarls and our scrooges! Misery loves company, and that logic transfers to Christmas apathy. So give your drunk grump an equally grumpy and drunky holiday Freaker!  This week only, Bear Claus is 30% off!

Thanksgiving: A time of gratitude. Family. Shoveling an ungodly amount of food into your face. Nostalgia. Sporks. Extra pudding, please. Weird uncles. Finger food. Stomach explosions. Gobble wobble, y'all. This week only, Finger Food is 30% off!

Dearest America, It's been a weird year of ups and downs and brawls and dolls, all leading up to this week. As you're reading this, the wheels of history are in motion. Instead of dwelling on what divides us, let's celebrate what brings us together. The men and women who fight and sacrifice everything for the betterment of the greatest nation on earth. The real heroes of democracy. The X-Men of freedom. The dark wing ducks of the world's pond. We love you, America. We love you, veterans. Thank you for everything, to infinity and beyond. This week only, Nose Job Freakers & Freaker Feet are 30% off!

All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey. I've been seeking socks, for my bottle bae. It gets sweat and warm, without a freak to play. Classic flannel dreaming, on a winner's day. Tis the season, y'all. Lumbersmack & Picnickle Freakers are 30% off this week only!

Tis the season for horror films. What is it about undead corpses that makes a person feel so alive? Vampires that get your blood moving? Watching a psychopath with an axe that makes you want to cuddle? Blood & guts & brains & goo, makes a girl feel fresh and new. This week only, Mummy Issues Freakers, Scary Garcia Freakers & Freaker Feet are 30% off!