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Freak of the Week: Oddballs!
Does your PapaBear love sports? Sure he does. Does your bank account love getting him VIP boxes at the ball game? Debatable. Do you love the cross-section of giggles, games, and affordability? It's your lucky [Father's] day. This week only, all of our Oddballs are 30% off! Includes Court Date, Puck Buddy, Hoop There It Is, Bike Curious, Laces Out, Junk in the Dunk, Resting Pitch Face, Glory Goal, and Bogey Monster!
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Steak Charmer & Tall Boy!
Mark your calendars - Papa's Day is coming in HOT. Fathers can be hard to shop for. Even the most avid tie-collector can get weary, so let's stick with the universal truths: beer and steak. This week only, Steak Charmer & Tall Boy Freaker Feet are 30% off!
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Burgha Belly!
We've all heard the phrase "food for the soul," but what does that menu look like? It depends on the soul you're feeding, duh. Catholics? Order the wafer with a small grape juice. Hindus? No cows for you. Veggie steaks, coming right up! Pastafarians? You're easy enough. Still undecided? Smash a burger, build an altar of french...ahem... freedom fries, and wait for the enlightenment to digest. Get in mah belly. This week only, Burgha Belly Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off!
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Tom Cat Cruise!
Ever heard the inspirational phrase "you do you" and taken it a million steps too far? No? Good, because it was a trick question. That would literally be an impossible mission of the riskiest business. Sometimes you need to travel through time, jump off a plane, and save the world from ...all the things. When Oprah asks you how you're doing, you respond accordingly. You do you, You. This week only, Tom Cat Cruise Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off!
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Alpha Kale!
Like it or not, the famed and dreaded Bikini Season is upon us. IS YOUR BEACH BOD READY FOR 2016? Turn up the Jock Jamz, find your tightest mesh tank top, punch the air repeatedly and pound those veggies like you're wrestling The Rock in 1996. You got this. (OR NOT. Slam some pizza and call it a day. We're not your mom.) This week only, Alpha Kale Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off!
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Chile Nelson!
We love love love the southwest & all of it's desert magic: weaponized shrubbery, hell-hot peppers, fully-armored squirrels (what else are armadillos?!), and the Snoop Dog of country music. (No, not peyote.) This week marks sweet Chile Nelson's 83rd birthday. You sir, are always on our mind. Grab your hottest-pepper-loving buddy and celebrate the legends with Chile Nelson - 30% off Freakers & Feet this week only!
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Freak of the Week: Maternity. I think.
Last week we asked you why you're so dang fancy in honor of Clyde
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Freak of the Week: FancyFace!
On the last episode of "I'm going to pretend that 2 weeks is actually 1 week" game show, we asked you "Ride or Die" on Bonnie's product page! As always, we choose 2 winners.
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Freak of the Week: Ride Or Die Romance
Charles Hirt: I Dip my weiNer iN ketchup, theN I dip 2/3 of it iN mayoNaise, theN I dip 1/3 iN blueberry preserves. TheN I cover it with aN expaNdable freak to keep it hot. Better thaN a buN.
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Freak of the Week: USA USA USA!
Last week we asked you what your Hakuna Matada is for our wisdom-stick Freaker friend, Rafreaki. As always, there are 2 winners - 1 for the comment that made us giggle the most furiously and the second one chosen by a particularly odd rabbit hat technique. For the giggle champion, the Rafreaki award goes to...
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Freak of the Week Catchup Ketchup
Anyways, the last give-away we ran asked Why the Men Were So Mad on Draper's corner of the internet. We usually knight 2 winners every week, but since we've been lost in space, let's grant freebies to four of you doodies:
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Freak of the Week: Angry Male Edition
For last week's giveaway, we put the spotlight on the newest member of the Freaker Family. Part of a new Signature Artist Line, MineMine was designed by the very special Jessie Williams of Edge of Urge!
We asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up on the MineMine product page an...
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