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Freak of the Week Update: THIS GIRL.
I thought I should give you all a fair warning of your competition. If the fair maiden that responds to the name "Lindsey Zimecki" ever figures out how to comment on the product page, you're all in for some cold hard "losing" in favor of her ambitious aspirations
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Freak of the Week: Life-Goals Edition
The only words I could make out of wisdom were swim, mods, dim, sod, mows, miso and sow.
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Freak of the Week: Wis-Dome Edition
And the letters he spewed out were "V" "O" "R" and "H," making the second winnnnnner.... Ivan Christopher Christo!!! This was his (hysterical) submission:
"Bradolf Pittler"
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Freak of the Week: Freedom Edition (PSYCHE!)
The first one to hit the inside of his mouth would be deemed the "winner," which is a pretty odd terminology considering the circumstances...
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Freak of the Week! Dude Faces!
Last week, we showcased our favorite Dude because we want everybody (which actually just means "two" of you) to nestle in the glory of his luscious beard. We asked you how freaks abide, and the answer that got us giggling the most wassssss....William Lusk Coppage!!
Maude: "What do ...
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Freak of the Week Time!
Wow! Seven days really flies by when we are giving away Freakers!
Last week's answers kept us more than amused! We never knew how dedicated Freaker-world is, and how many things there are to scale! Let's get to the winners!
The person that made us giggle the hardest was Jordyn Zimmerman!
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This Week's Freak of the Week Giveaway
Hey there, everyone playing along at home! Before we get down to business, let's announce last week's winners!!!!
In the "Make us giggle" category we have SHELBY TREICHLER with these lovely words:
"Call Me a Savage, but I have No Limit to where I will hide my Clara Bow eggs this weekend. True t...
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Freak of the Week Giveaways Return!
Last year, we had weekly giveaway contests for whoever could make the greatest pun for the Freaker of the Week! We laughed at the good ones, cried for the bads ones, and all around had a grand ol' time making it rain freak-madness!
Well, young grasshoppers. The time has come to reinsta...
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Freak of the Week 15.0!!
We've been busy little bees collecting the honeypot of holiday cheers but now it's that time again to launch our Freak of the Week pun contests! Last round, we highlighted DevilSock in all his spook glory! And the winners areeeee......
David Zukerman: a highly skulled freak
Remy Neff: O...
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Freak of the Week 14.0!!
It's that spooky day once again! Time for a new Freak of the Week contest! Last time we showcased the newest member of our Freaker family, Corn Dawg! You gave us your best puns and now it's time for us to give the winners Dawgy Treats! And the lucky two areee.....
Nicholas James Throssel: S...
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Freak of the Week 13.0!
In celebration of the month of October, our weekly pun contest for the month of October has the common threads of spook! Last week we took a kart ride down memory lane with Bowser's Castle. And the winners of 150cc Freak of the Week areee.....
David Crainshaw: Sure that's not brewer's cas...
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Freak of the Week 12.0!!
So last (last-last) week, we mourned the departure of Summer with For the Love of Olive as our Freaker of the Week! Your words make us melt and we wish we could give everybody who participates unlimited presents, but for now we have to choose 2 winners every week for your playa playa puns. ...
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