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Cucalorus needs your help! HALP! HALP!
Our dear friends at Cucalorus ran an itty bit short of their sponsoring goals this year and instead of halting some planned events, they have launched a Kickstarter campaign! Hallelujah! With your help, crowdsourcing can save the day yet again!
A little backstory on Cucalorus: For the...
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Office Antics!
Three of us here on The Freakerteam have been galavanting across the country freaking everything in sight.
Meanwhile, back at the office, the rest of the freaks have been tweeting the most absurdly amazing storm to rival the rambles of even Martha Stewart.
Highlights Include:...
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Never Forget!
We've had a couple "incidents" the past week (the word incident has strangely strong connotations, and this is what makes it humorous!) where our fellow Carolinians have demanded our prompt return. We will be back in Wilmington early Novemeber and we will grill all the cheese and party your ...
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Hopscotch Freakdreamz
This past weekend was a special one from sea to shining sea! On the west coast, the three gypsy-ed members of the Freakerteam arrived in San Francisco and were regrettfully informed that in the state of California, it is NOT legal to marry an entire city.
On the east coast (REPREZENT!), the ...
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Hopscotch Hoopdreamz!
North Carolina, come out this Friday to see all your favorite musicians attempt athletic prowess! And when you laugh, just remember. It's for a good freakin cause. Freakers are sponsoring the HoopScotch Charity Game!
In other Hopscotch news: Freakers will be sold at Shopscotch!! And...
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Golden Freaks!
A couple months ago, we released a fun-time beach video and if you saw it, the models are probably still frolicking around in your daydreams. If you didn't, here is a present from us to you:
Now that you have his abs forever etched in your conscious memory (forever!), we would like...
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Hip Replacements Freaker Party!
For the very first stop on our Freak America tour, we got the honor and the pleasure of Franzi & Kip opening their surgical-linguistic doors at Hip Replacements in downtown Asheville! Hip Replacements is a vintage-inspired boutique that will give you spontaneous impulses to boogy every time y...
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