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Trick or Freak: Gallery #2

As promised yesterday, here is the second installment of the photographic documentation of this weekend's officially freaky hot mess! Hurrah! 
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Trick or Freak: Gallery #1

Last Saturday, Wilmington almost internally combusted. It sounds dangerous, yes, but it was well worth it. The finest of hunies and the swellest of chaps came out for the Trick or Freak party at Satellite Bar for a Halloween extravaganza that will be referenced for years to come. Big bearhu...
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Tomorrow! Wilmington to be FREAKED!

Dear Wilmington,  It's official. We're home. Come celebrate with us! Tomorrow at Satellite, we're throwing a bash for you. Free grilled cheese sandwiches, discounted Freakers, photoshoots out the wahoozie & music to move your body to. Justin Lacey and the Swimming Machine is going to ro...
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Halloween Homecoming!

Wilmington! Get ready. We're comin' home. And we're going to throw you a bash. YUH-OH!  This Saturday at Satellite come out and we'll feed you, freak you and fiesta until the sun comes up (this is a lie. We will only fiesta until Satellite kicks us out at 1:59 am.) Specialties include!:...
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Intergalactic PekingTory

Once upon a time in a land pseudo-close by, there were weekly celebrations of Chinese Food (yes. capital F.) from Peking Gourmet in downtown Wilmington.  But times are dark, seeing that we have been geographically separated from our fellow Peking lovers, and the travelling Freaker brigade h...
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Corporate Etiquette.

 A couple days ago, as we mourned the death of aroused beetles due to the relatively low density level of the world's Freaker population, we mentioned our Freaker USA business meetings. This one is for all the h8erz out there who didn't believe that we had ultra-serious-business-meetings...
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FreakTheRadio!

This morning, Freakers freaked the airwaves! Wilmington's Z107.5 did a give-a-way special with Zach! We have yet to actually hear the interview absurdities, but the internet, like always, has provided the outlet for those of us who are eternally forgetting things.  
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Wilco Warriors!

 Tuesday night, Wilco's new album, The Whole Love, was officially released and they rocketed off into space (AKA Raleigh) with the first show of their tour! Our long lost (but soon to be returned) Oliver Mellan, our dearest of dears Justin Mitchener and the wonderwoman herself, Leigh Vo...
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Breaking News: Local Gov't Gets Freaky.

Last night,  Wilmington's City Council Debate got super freaky.  Freaky enough that the Star News decided to broadcast their freakiness on the front page this morning.  We've been giggling about this for exactly 2.3 hours now. Freaktastic! Th...
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