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Kung Freaked Fu!
Christmas came early for us at the Freakerteam last week. We received a treasurechest of goodies from Kung Fu Nation, the musical industry demigods that are responsible for the Wilco Freaker! Ever since that fateful day, our ninja skills have increased by at least 69% and we have been p...
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Mom! We made the news!
Last Friday, WECT local news covered the Freaker non-Freaker debacle!
Even though we missed the full coverage (we all have to make sacrifices for tacos sometimes), the reporter sent us this very special screenshot of our creep-skillz.
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Small Business Saturday Saturation!
Tomorrow morning, the local heros over at Gravity Records are having a bash to in celebration of not beating-anybody-up whilst standing in line for 12 hours... Small Business Saturday is here to save the daze!
And we here over at the Freakerteam have been overwhelmed by the amount of ...
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Danksgiving
Yesterday, pilgrims and Indians and Freakers and families drank too much and then at some point remembered there was food involved. The best part of Thanksgiving, however, is the moment of clarity where everybody realizes just how thankful they are for whatever it is that they are thank...
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CucalorusRollOver
As we mentioned yesterday, we're just a tiny bit drained from the onslaught of a fantastic weekend and as we crawled through Monday, we found evidence of the Spirit of Raging Past.
Wah-lah!
Saddest-Freaker-Ever in action.
Dedicated to that girl we met in a taxi, I...
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Repercussions of Cucalorus Weekend
After 4 days of Cucalorus kook dazes, the Freakerteam has degenerated into a Zombie Collective.
We're too tired even show you how tired we are, so instead, we're going to use photos from Friday afternoon, we we happened upon a set for One Tree Hill and made ourselves right at home after a ...
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Cucalorus & The Freaker Tit Fairy
Last night was the official opening party of Cucalorus film festival! The Freakerteam came out in full force and costumed themselves as what was originally suppose to be "wizards." That lasted for approximately 10-15 minutes and then the characters degenerated into was was so eloquently named The...
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Freak the Halls!
Our holiday video is here! This makes us all fuzzy on the inside (some of us are even fuzzy on the outside!) and now all we want to do is curl up next to the fire and have an all inclusive snuggle party! We'll get hot cider and pumpkin treats! Who's in!?
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Interview Procedures
Today we got a new intern! We would like to formally introduce you to the newest member of the Freakerteam!
- His name is Nolan.
- Nobody has asked him what his middle name is yet, but we're all going to assume that it is Ray. Just like Justin Mitchener.
- He (pr...
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Boogers
Look at this little toot trying to crash our trimming party. Freaker distractions? Never!
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Cucalorus Screenprinting Saturday Sauce!
This Saturday, The Freakerteam and Friends got up early, sat in a circle and held hands singing Kumbaya while hand-screenprinting the posters for this week's festivities at Cucalorus!
Justin Mitchener wore his blow-out pants and designed the space-themed poster palloozza and Alisha ...
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Justin Mitchener: Man of Purchasing Bravery
We want to set something straight. Something of the upmost importance, relevance and immediacy to our peace of mind. I know alot of you out there are wondering, and that's where we come in. To ease your fears. To calm your nerves. To answer your questions of eternal disturbance. This one is...
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