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How to Build a Freaker USA Grill(ed cheeze!)

Let's play a game! Everytime we make a Will Smith reference, you get to read those words just as he would sing them! FAMILY FUN TIME! Ok, ready? Well this is a story all about how our cheese got freaked & grilled all around. As the Freakerteam ventures into the Wild Wild West (we're going st...
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New Uses Part Deux!

Revolutionary Burrito Solidifier!    FREAKY! 
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SummerFreakMaster

 We finally passed the invisible line into California!! The Freakerteam is now wallowing in angelic weather and the most unbelievably beautiful people west of neverneverland! Celebrations? Always. Impromptu pool party 2011!
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Vegas: Photo Recap of the Neon City!

 As we cross into the California sunshine, let's take a look back at the last week of bright lights & convention centers! Unfortunately, we didn't find a single Elvis impersonator & none of us had unbearable urges to spontaneously marry a stranger. All of those movies were f...
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Sunday Morning Coming Down: Freaker Rendition

8 am doesn't always have to be drowsy. And as somebody so eloquently put it: "Home Depot is closed."
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Behind the Scenes

 A coffee shop in Albuquerque. As this was happening, the employees finally found the courage to inch up and tell them that they would be closing soon.
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Travelogue: Southern Playforts

The Freakerteam is putting on their cowboy hats and boot spurs and heading into the land of the desert dogs. Before we get our cheeks irreparably burned in the New Mexico, let's take a look back at the last time zone. Memphis! We tromped around Memphis City Clues for a while with ro...
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Chuck in the Fields!

Chuck in the daytime. Chuck in the summertime. Chuck in the truck. Chuck in the fields. Chuck on chuckin on, chucker.  Bwahahahahhahah
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Hip Replacements Freaker Party!

For the very first stop on our Freak America tour, we got the honor and the pleasure of Franzi & Kip opening their surgical-linguistic doors at Hip Replacements in downtown Asheville! Hip Replacements is a vintage-inspired boutique that will give you spontaneous impulses to boogy every time y...
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Travelogue: Freak America Tour 3 days in!

We have officially launched off from our rocket pad in Wilmington, NC and are on the road again (just like that Willie Nelson song!) We are travelling the country in the cheese-grillin, body-paintin, magic-makin Freaker Boxtruck and have survived our first time zone change!  Let's take a s...
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Heatwave solutions

 Once upon a time in a NYC heatwave, there was a girl named Lara Kramer that stumbled upon a couple Freakers...
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Travelogue: Kickstarter Film Festival Officially Freaked

Last week we were in NY for the Kickstarter Film Festival.  Although this is the official given name, we think it's necessary to rename the festival Ruckus On The Roof for all the right reasons.   The lovely Jessi Arrington just happened to bring a box of wigs and we just happened to b...
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