Blog!

The Absurdities of Portland Bums

Last Saturday, we threw a grilled cheese extravaganza for the city of Portland. And while the party people partied it purple, we have to crown the true winners of the night to the Portland-Bound Vagabonds that we plagiarized for 5 hours via Twitter. We are still celebrating their fabulosity. Let'...
Full Article  →

Officialities!

General demeanor for recorded Skype interviews: #BusinessTechniques2011
Full Article  →

Portland Party Pups!

Freak out! 
Full Article  →

The 3 Stages of Grief

So this morning, on our way out of Portland, we had to leave Oliver behind. (Our coffee wasn't hot enough & he got blueberry muffins instead of cranberry. Unacceptable behavior - due consequences.) This is the situation in it's maudlin, sentimental moment. But it soon turned to violence.&nbs...
Full Article  →

When Cougars Attack: A Freaker Guide

1. Don't make any sudden movements.  2. Don't resist the de-shirting process.  3. Try not to visibly cower in fear. You like it and you know it's true. 
Full Article  →

Distractions in A-Minor

 So on the last leg of the drive to Portland, we came across some beautiful bumps that caused only the slightest of delays (shocking!) Firstly, we successfully picked up our 2nd-ever hitchiker! Included came a KITTEN! Oh! Most joy-filled roadside find of the day! Well that didn't take lo...
Full Article  →

Travelogue: Frontier Friends!

Last weekend, the Freakerteam got to party in a town so small that the US government doesn't technically consider it a "town." Welcome to one of the last bonafide "frontier" communities in the Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks: Republic, Washington.    The grand ol' glory of Washi...
Full Article  →

Oregon (Freak) Trail

Portland, we are on a mission impossible (mission-totally-possible, but this doesn't bring up the weird Tom Cruise visuals) to freak you in all of your Oregonian (Oregononon?) glory. Proof positive: We've forded the river & the doctor tested all three of us negative for yellow fever. Saddle u...
Full Article  →

San Francisco Treats!

  Photo by the lovely Denise Cottin!! San Francisco, you just schooled the rest of us in the eternal debate of what hipster sharks would look like. Party in the Park! Somehow somebody left what seems to be a puppy-puppet theatre in our truck.... of...
Full Article  →

Instuctables Party!

Today we're throwing a city-wide grilled cheese party for San Fran! Yesterday we trekked it downtown and freaked Instructables on their lunch break! Now we're going to plow you with photos of just that.   HotGlossSauce One thing we got to check off of our life to-do list...
Full Article  →

Innercity Shower Situations

....are sparse.    Violating San Francisco since ..... three days ago. 
Full Article  →

ReTREAT! Esalen, California!

The Freakerteam got the honor and the pleasure of being invited to Esalen in Big Sur, California.     Coming as a suprise to no-one, we were brimming with pure joy.   This here is Oliver's father. In case anybody was kept up late at night wondering what Oliver...
Full Article  →