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Christmas season is in full force and the pressure is on the find/pick/buy the perfect gifts for everyone you know. Here are some tidbits of freak wisdom: 1. You're awesome. Your gifts should be as awesome as you are. Christian Slater's Gleaming the Cube level of awesome. 2. Made in America matters. When you buy American, you're helping your neighbor afford gifts that are also as awesome as you are. And the cycle keeps on giving. 3. If you play your cards right, you can win awesome American made gifts! But what American made gift could possibly be equally awesome to you-ness? I'M SO HAPPY YOU ASKED. Freaker + Aluminati are here to save your day. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring Anyway Boards from Aluminati Skateboards. Aluminati makes quality old-school cruiser boards out of recycled aluminum with full wrap graphics, and they manufacture stateside in California! Win/Win. We get to see the Aluminati guys at trade shows twice a year, and their perma-smiles, belief in American manufacturing and general radness always put us in the right state of mind. In their own words, "You can ride anyway you want with the Anyway freestyle cruiser. 27.5″ in length and 6.5″ wide with a uniform nose and tail means this board is one fun ripper great for the streets or park." Shred the gnar, dude. Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us your coolest trick (interpret that however you'd like!) with the hashtag #BoardFreakers for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

As the sale weekend comes to a close, we have one last big bang for you to stuff all the stockings with. We slashed the Black Friday minimums in half, so that our Cyber Monday sale has bigger discounts for lower prices! Free Shipping on every order! Get 20% on orders of $49 or more with code Freakday20 Get 30% on orders of $99 or more with code Freakday30 Get 40% on orders of $149 or more with code Freakday40 Bring it on, ding dongs.

We know why you're here. You know why you're here. You're here to save both money and the holiday spirit. Of being awesome. (And supporting small business!) So we'll keep this short. Like, Tom Cruise short. Ladies and gentlemen, Black Friday Weekend is as follows: Free Shipping on every order! Get 20% on orders of $99 or more with code Freakday20 Get 30% on orders of $199 or more with code Freakday30 Get 40% on orders of $299 or more with code Freakday40 HAVE FUN OUT THERE, SWEETBUTTS!

Since our official release of the DC Comics Freaker line earlier this week, we've been seeing superpowers in the everyday person. We're all heroes. Some people save crying babies from burning buildings. Some people annihilate terrorists. Some people deliver pizza. Some people just really like wearing capes. Some people make gourmet marshmallows. We salute you all. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring gourmet marshmallow sets from Wondermade! The story of how Wondermade came to be is simple, heartwarming, and perfect: It all started as a Christmas gift, an act of love. Learning how to make candy for a dear one. And since you can't cook just one marshmallow, the love (&candy) naturally started to spread. Everything else followed. Love & Marshmallows, y'all. It's so unbelievably happy that they even have a Ted Talk about it. On the product: gourmet marshmallows in extremely awesome flavors (Pumpkin Pie, Eggnog, BOURBON?!), handmade in Florida in the cutest candy cafe this side of Japan. Sold. Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: You have been awarded with a weirdo superpower. What could it be?! Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave a comment with your number #1 oddball superpower choice for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

It's here. It's all here. Freaker Feet socks are here! A completely new Freaker website is here! NFL Players Freakers are here (in Freakers AND Feet!) Christmas designs are up! Black Friday sales? Almost here! Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines. The season of stocking stuffers...it is is here. And you're going to dominate. 

How are you feeling today? If the answer isn't "super," then try again. Ready? How are you feeling today? Super?! THAT'S FANTASTIC. Just for the occasion, we're releasing our entire line of officially licensed DC Comics Freakers! Wonder Woman, Superman, Two Batmans (Yes! Two!), Robin, The Joker, Two-Face, The Green Lantern and Aquaman are here to save the day. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest members of the Freaker Family... our DC Comics collection!

Here at Freaker USA, we pride ourselves in being equal-opportunity swag appreciators. Do you paint yourself up like a carnival clown when nobody is looking? Into it. How many pieces of jewelry have you made from treasures found in the middle of the road? Bravo. Are you an 87 year old that dresses up like Kurt Cobain and a box of glitter? (Looking at you, BaddieWinkle.) Are you also a dog? Fantastic news. We have just the treat for you. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 4 care packages featuring waxed canvas pet bowls from Wax + Cloth! At first glance, Wax + Cloth feels like the love child of a talented team of designers, makers, and dreamers. Look a little more closely and you’ll find that it is a one-man operation. Paul Kwiatkowski makes everything by hand in his hideaway in Winston Salem, North Carolina. His waxed canvas pet bowls are a perfect size, weight, feel and look for critters far and wide! Each winner also gets a Doggie Style Freaker! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us your critter's style with the hashtag #FreakerDingo for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Have you ever seen the water-skiing squirrel? Mice playing trumpets? A cat changing a lightbulb? Pandas on a playground? The surfing goat?! Animals doing human things are more awesome than humans doing human things. This is true 100% of the time. As a tribute to this time-honored fact, we give you Doggie Style. Waggin and swaggin, y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Doggie Style!

Thank you for your service, Mister Pete. We would be lost in a ditch without you. #SafetyChecksAndBalances

Freaker Friday is taking a short break for the week as the contest queen is frolicking around Fiji on vacation. Here, have a free pass to do whatever you want today. Go wild, kids.

Excuses are never cool until they're really cool. Dog ate your homework? What if your homework was exploded by a land mine while you were saving Private Ryan (your dog, obviously) from enemy territory (the neighbor's BBQ). Late for work because the coffee line was too long? WRONG. You helped a sweet old lady out of a building. The building was on fire. And filled with terrorists. Are you drunk at lunch? Don't worry, it's Business Drunk. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Business Drunk!

  Big waves from Freakerville! Hi, friends!!