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Our warehouse team showed up to work as Johnny Depps! Bravo, young grasshoppers. #TrickOrFreak. 

Halloween and Election Day are always eerily close neighbors on a calendar, and we like to think that this is no coincidence. The most remembered parts about political campaigns are the skeletons in the closet that are inevitably thrown into a limelight. Blackmail and intrigue. Carlos Danger and sext-Gate. Frank Underwood is hiding under your bed and a rookie Senator is waiting for you at a rest stop in rural Alabama. Scandal ensues! Let's party. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring dirty pencil packs from Sweet Perversion! We've always been huge fans of combining functionality and crass lewdness, but Jeannette Champion-Fanning takes it to the next level with Sweet Perversion. Although it's primarily a rad greeting card company, Sweet Perversion also offers bawdy pencil sets and wrapping paper to make even the most inappropriate of uncles blush. Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us why you couldn't run for public office with the hashtag #FreakerScandal for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

We're 4 days out from Halloween. We could ramble on about ghost stories and zombie cripwalks, but we've found something scarier than glitter vampires and teen pregnancy (or whatever Twilight was about.) Just 72 hours after Halloween comes a day when the other kind of ghouls come out to play. The scariest clowns of them all. The bloodbath of political campaigns collide on Election Day, and while this year's Election Day is more Leslie Knope-y than it is Frank Underwood-y, it will mark the countdown for an election season to remember. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest members of the Freaker Family... Donald Trunk and Donkey Show!

It's officially late October and everything is perfectly spooky in all of the good ways. The leaves are playing optical tricks on you. Dinky houses take on the light of Bowser's Castle. Pumpkin spice and fake bats are ominous. X-Files is on Netflix and Gary Busey dominated Dancing with the Stars. The ghouls are out to play. The heebie jeebies have never looked so good. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 4 care packages featuring MATTER & CO!! MATTER & CO. = two love birds and their dog operating out of one of those picturesque old tobacco warehouses in Durham, North Carolina. They make unique housewares with love and give 5% of each transaction to charitable organizations that they believe in. It doesn't get much sweeter than that. OR DOES IT? The plot thickens with the selection of prizes they are featuring: a rustic wood & rope hanging shelf, macrame plant hangers, and the most beautifully spooky rope wall-hangings that give any space an extra dose of character. All hail. Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave a comment with something that's spooky in the BEST way for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Guess who's back? Back again. Shady prescription-drug sailor-guy is back. Tell a friend.  Tug Life and Forget Me Now are both back in stock and ready for action! 

  If True Detective has taught us anything, it's that we, as a nation, have some outlandish subcultures. One in particular really stands out as being special. Riddled with soccer, blogs, jeans, snacks, power walking, and box wine, today we salute the cult of moms. Raise a glass and drink that mom cool aid, y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family...The Cool Aid!

Spice it up, spice it in. It's Friday and we're living that Shirly Temple life. Spiked. And fancy. You are cordially invited to join the party. Without further ado... WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring craft made grenadine syrup from Morris Kitchen! Founded in 2009, Morris Kitchen is the love child of Brooklynite Kari Morris. Her grenadine takes a classic syrup and makes it better with all natural ingredients, hints of vanilla and orange blossom, and a whole lot of love. We hyper appreciate details, and we saw the Morris Kitchen page of recipes, we went into a fit of boozy lust. Hot apple totties? Gin gin cucumber popsicles? Yes, please. We'll take them all. Each winner also gets a Grouchy Mark Freaker! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us an everyday thing that you spice up and make super fancy or unique! Use the hashtag #FreakerMorris for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

(No, you don't need to flash anybody.) From now until Thursday at midnight, take 20% off your entire order with this discount code: PizzaButt

Halloween is fast approaching. Don't have a costume yet? You're not alone. Welcome to the ranks of soon-to-be costumes like "Meta," "That Guy," and the 4 people at any given event who show up without pants and half-heartedly say something about "Risky Business." You may not be the most mastered master of disguise, but that doesn't mean that your drinks can't be. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Grouchy Mark!

October is finally here. Dark humor enthusiasts everywhere are rejoicing for the entire month of spooky dooks. Schoolchildren are spattered in zombie paraphernalia, mellowed singer-songwriters are suddenly Wes Craven fanatics, and even the most pleasant of establishments somehow turn into gothy funhouses full of smoke and mirrors. Calling all ghouls - come out and play. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring Talky Coffins! Talky Coffins are the newest creation from the not-so-evil mastermind of Jessie Williams - head lady honcho of the quirky boutique - Edge of Urge! Perfect for storing your collectibles, your unmentionables, and the dried up tears of your enemies. Need a special coffin for a special somebody? Good news - she customizes! Each winner also gets a Mummy Issues Freaker! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know one detail about how you would deal with a zombie apocalypse for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Do you need a Cucalorus Freaker? Support independent films, late night wonk parties, and Dan Brawley's casual 5-day drag show while he eats human ashes. Cucalorus 21 on Kickstarter now!

Do you feel abandoned when you hear updated reports on King Tut? Did you use all of your vacation days to go to Pompeii this year? How many wrap battles have you entered? Empty rest syndrome? Do you find yourself seeking eternal approval from Brendan Frasier? Aaah, yes. You, dear, have a classic case of Mummy Issues.  Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Mummy Issues!