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Deeeeeeeeeep breath EAT THE AIR! Can you tell?! It's a New Year! 2015 was an all-star (thanks guys!!) but this is the week where we all babble on about fresh starts, resolutions, and second chances. Every now and then a Freaker Friday prize goes unclaimed. This week we're giving some of our favorites a second chance for a new life with you! Ready, set, GO: WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring a hodgepodge of American-made goodness. From porcelain flasks (Edgewood Made!) to local sea salts (Sea Love!) to swoony moon prints (Mary Ordog!!) to mason jar drinking lids (Cuppow!), there's a little taste for everyone. Each winner also gets a Freaker of their choice! Let the games begin. HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us your New Years Resolution in action. Use the hashtag #FreakerYear for your chance to win! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

2015 was a magical journey, a growing family, a community helping to launch a massive line of American-made socks, a cross-country rock-n-roll tour in a neon boxtruck-house, a documentary about the crowdfunding revolution, teeth smiles, bear hugs, brain swirls, and big hearts with good friends, family, neighbors & country. And also Flava Flav. 'Twas a good one, and so are you. See you on the other side, kids

What’d you get for Christmas? Freakers?! Great.** We got psychic powers for Christmas. Let’s take ‘em for a test ride: I’m sensing that you have a plaid flannel in your closet. Maybe multiples. One is black & white. On a seemingly unrelated note, you're a little manic when you see twins. AH! It's all coming to me.... You must follow your destiny. Your twin Picnickle has been waiting. The time is now. The Matrix is here. Go forth & prosper, Keanu! Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Picnickle! **Thank you thank you thank you for your support of American-made businesses this holiday season! It really makes a difference to communities like ours across the nation!

DIDYUKNOW that each Freaker is tagged by human hands in our ex-One-Tree-Hill-set headquarters in Wilmington, North Carolina? If ya don't know, now ya know. #WarehouseTheWildThingsAre

In the holiday spirit of quickies, here's this: Thursday, Decemeber 17th: The last day to order for guaranteed Christmas delivery via our USPS Free Shipping option. Saturday, December 19th: Last day for guaranteed Christmas delivery via Fedex 2-Day option. Stuff those stockings, y'all. There's a Freaker (& Freaker Feet!) for everybody you know. Pinky promise.

We've all been there. At least once. The bigger a fan you become, the less likely it is that your team will win. This one is dedicated to you and holding on to the belief that there is an end zone to your friend zone. TOUCHDOWNNNNN! Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... The Friend Zone!

We all know the story of St. Nicholas, the fat guy who really loves your mom's cookies, breaking and entering, and asking children he doesn't know how naughty they've been. But do you know the story of Krampus? Krampus is the German Dungeon Porn equivalent of Santa Claus. He is an ancient legend. A goat-y demon that kidnaps bad children during the holidays. A terrifying monster with a face only a mother could love, Krampus is back in town for Christmas, poor devil. And we're here to welcome him. WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We're giving away 5 care packages featuring handmade hotsauce from Poor Devil Pepper Company! Poor Devil is a labor of love and spice. One might think that being made in small batches with organic peppers from local farms in Hudson Valley & the Bershires was special enough, but Poor Devil takes it one step further: All Poor Devil hot sauces are preserved via raw lacto-fermentation - a process that takes time but maintains the super flavor of the fresh peppers more than normal vinegar based sauces. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Each winner also gets a pair of Freaker Feet socks of their choice! HOW TO ENTER: Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and let us know in the comments why Krampus is coming for you this year. The naughtiest kids win the treasure! Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

Back by popular demand - Ghost-Face is online now & ready to eat your cherries!!

  Dr. Dreidel & the Hanukkah of unlimited juice! Happy days, y'all.

DIDYUKNOW that there is a pair of Freaker Feet for every state flag in the union?! You'll be the confirmed favorite at your next family reunion... pinky promise. Find your toe's birthright here! (Need a Freaker to match? WE GOTCHU, BOO.)  MURICA, Y'ALL.

Live every day like it's the 3rd lap in Mario Kart.

Hanukkah is already here and Christmas is coming up quick. How does your gift-giving to-do list look these days? OPPRESSIVELY OVERWHELMING AND ULTIMATELY BEHIND? You're not alone, skippy. This might help: From now until Christmas, we're offering free shipping on any orders $25 or more! Let's get those stuffings stocked, kiddos..