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Too Cool for School?? Free Freaker Alert!!

  Did you already get your Lisa Frank trapper-keeper? Good. What about your new finger paint & collegiate textbooks? Good, good. And your Back To School Freakers? Oh! Let me help you with that.  For 3 days only (until 8/31/12) buy any 3 Freakers and get a free No. 2 & Mine Mine for free! Nerdies Unite!
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Fort-Folk!

  You learn something new every day. Yesterday, we learned "ALWAYS BE A BALLER." Following this new philosophy, we immediately ordered so many boxes that the box company sent us a free camoflauge children's tent. Lauren doesn't do well in "the outdoors," but she pretends to be a survivalist, so we gave her the fort as a new office space in the backroom. 
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Man in a Lag. Dog in a Bag.

  Home sweet home. You can tell that this is a reunion moment because Pete the Dog actually looks like he's a real dog. ...as opposed to this.
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Box-Day Fiesta!

  Every now and then, we have a pow-wow happy-dance and screen print 500 boxes. Today is one of those days.  
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Developed-World Real-Talk

  Have you ever heard a middle-class college student complain that their day has been ruined because the new iPhone won't be released for another month? That, my dear, is commonly referred to as "white girl problems." (Evidently white men don't have problems? Common nomenclature can be politically incorrect. Rude.) This morning, the Freaker Office had our own version of "White Girl Problems":
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Welcome Home

New York City, you're really lovely and all, but I think we should break up. Maybe we just need a little time apart.   It's not you. It's me. (Actually, it's an office in North Carolina filled with puppies & pretty ladies, but we won't go into the details of our other-city-mistress.) &...
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New Hobbies: Blackmail

We've picked up a new hobby to spend the time productively. You guys should really try it out sometime, it's a cool new fad. It's called "BLACKMAIL" Backstory: A couple days ago we came home to our boxtruck house and My Morning Jacket was playing a show in our front yard. So we had a (boxtruck) house party.... 
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The Mystery of Jockostamps

  One of the benefits of having multiple people know the password to our Instagram account: We're following John Stamos and I don't know who to blame for this.
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Update: You guys are all jerks

In the two hours following our immensely well-done photoshop job about internet-hell, we have had at least 7 people "like" and then "dislike" our Facebook page so that we are in a stale-mate with the CyberDevil.    I'd like to say that someday we'll get you back for wh...
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SwissMisstress

  Such Precious Moments! (Not to be confused with hot chocolate or creepy-anime porcelain-figurines.) Zach Crain & Tina from SwissMiss & Tattly have been joyfully reunited!
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Fab: The Redux

Do you love Freakers?  Do you passionately yearn for some of the discontinued styles? Do you only have itty-bitty-baby-dollars in your piggy bank?  FAB.COM IS FOR YOU!
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